The 70 Year Old Man Is Not Surprised By The Reactions But Rather Amused.

To rephrase this “Your putting a descendent of a wolf into sheep’s clothing”...and that descendent lOOKS LIKE DIS-

WHAT A CUTIE PIE! WHAT A FLOOF! I JUST WANT TO PET DA PUPPER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER I CAN’T-

Putting a wool sweater on your dog is putting a wolf in sheep’s clothing

THSC Ship Names (cause people forget and I don't blame them)

Copperright (Reginald x RHM)

Rosemin (Henry x Ellie)

Stickvin/Henrles (Henry x Charles, Stickvin's more popular)

Rosevin (Ellie x Charles)

Poly Threat (Henry x Ellie x Charles)

Panprice (Rupert x Dave)

Curtisson (Sven x Burt)

Stickprice (Henry x Rupert)

Coppermin (Henry x Reginald)

Copperrightmin (?) (Reginald x RHM x Henry)

Rightmin (Henry x RHM)

Roseson (?) (Ellie x Sven)

Pantis (?) (Dave x Burt)

Panmin (?) (Henry x Dave)

Pricevin (Charles x Rupert)

Vinrose (Ellie x Dr Vinschpinsilstien)

Vinmin (Henry x Dr Vinschpinsilstien)

Gritvin (?) (Charles x Victoria, no I'm serious)

Galetrov (Hubert x Dmitri)

Vintrov (Dmitri x Dr Vinschpinsilstien, y'all exist?)

Copperave (Reginald x Terrence, what's wrong with you)

Rave/Rauve (Randy x Terrence)

If your ship wasn't included, it's not because I forgot you it's because y'all can't decide on a name (serious, I can list every THSC ship that isn't OC x Canon)

To think…a man so cruel, so cunning…so pathetic. All he wanted was a family.

I think about Fontaine’s fake family more than I should

I did not make dis creature I am only relaying it’s message.

“WAIT PIKARU THE GOD OF THUNDER IS A FREAKING RAT?!”

“Correction. The name is Pikachu and yes the thing was some kind of rat.”

“A-And the God of Fire? Champion Chammer?”

“Charmander. A salamander looking creature but before you go on there’s also something called Evolutions or something-“

“What’s that?”

“Where these Pokémon evolved into bigger strong creatures...such as Charmander transforming into Charizard.”

“...tHE ACTUAL-“

“Also the God of Sleep and Dreams is called Snorlax-“

“OKAY NGL THATS KINDA FUNNY-“

“Indeed-“

-BONUS-

“...want to know what the Goddess of Transformation looks like as one of these Pokémon?”

“SIMON I CANT- IM STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT PICTURE YOU SHOWED ME ABOUT THE DEITIES OF SEA LOOKING LIKE A WEIRD DOG THING-“

“B-But look-“

“...it’s beautiful-“

“I N D E E D.”

You are a student 400 years in the future, you are assigned a project to study the “Trends of the early 2000s” During your research you learn a horrible secret: The Gods you worship were originally portrayed on trading cards known as “Pokemon”

“KEVIN!”

“What is it, Walter?”

“You up to pranking Jeff today?!”

“I don’t know, Walt. He seemed genuinely upset when you had me in a chokehold-“

“Awwwwwww, come on evil bibble!”

“Ew, never call me that again, Walter.”

“WAIT! YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA-“

“I swear if your gonna mention something as stupid as “death ray” or “taking over the world” AGAIN imma cry-“

“NO. BETTER.”

“OKAY...what is it-“

“HOW BOUT WE FAKE MY DEATH?!”

“....sure”

“GREAT! EVIL TWIN HIGH FIVE!”

“Evil twin high five-“

It was then that Sunblast (Walter) was freaking blown out of existence of existing by no other then PitchBlue (Kevin).

Jeff literally had to travel to all 7 realities, become a badass, get traumatized to find his dear brother...only to get FLIPPING fOOLED-

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

Talking ⭐️ Stars

I like looking at the stars.

It ain’t a unique hobby but to me it’s a very special kinda hobby.

When I was younger I grew up in a city. The street lights were my stars and as a kid the sirens of police cars or an ambulance sirens would lul me to sleep...they still do sometimes!

I was a independent child. Two hardworking parents who never had that much time for me. Still they loved me...I think.

One time my mom came into my room one night and hugged me until I fell asleep, around that time it was when my parents marriage had some cracks and they wanted to fill them.

She hugged me, she told me how much she loved me...and that she was sorry. I was 14 when she did that. She said sorry that she was around, like she was around but not you know AROUND.

She says that she regrets not spending that much time with me when I was younger. Instead having our service dog do all that. I had a service dog as a kid...why? Eh, I don’t really like talking about it.

But when I was a tween and a teen it was hard to get out of bed...hard to eat, hard to take care of myself. I wanted to disappear. A couple of times I almost did.

But Pico helped me. He was a very polite doggo. He always wanted cuddles and always wanted to help me out....especially after a anxiety attack.

I’m still recovering. I’m still trying to believe my mothers words, that I matter and that I’m loved by her and my dad.

My dad..He died when I was 18 years old. It was a car accident. It was before my birthday and he said that he wanted to make up for not being there for me when I was a kid and says that not that I’m a adult that we should try rekindle our Father/Child relationship.

He was gonna give me a surprise gift...he wanted to take me to Japan. He and Mom soMeHOw knew I loved anime and always wanted to move to Japan. He was gonna take me there.

Before he died.

It was hard. My entire life has been pretty hard.

Coming out as non-binary to my parents made it less hard. They knew I was not their son nor daughter, I was their child. They loved me for who I am.

My friends didn’t have a positive reaction. Still addressing me as “Corbin” then “Jay”. I had it and just cut them off. I realized on how toxic they became. They all gossiped and just said terrible things I dare not repeat.

But now...I’m passed that. I’m Jay Garcia. I’m 23 years old and I’m a artist who loves anime and painting. I love the stars.

Someday...I’m going to be there.

~A Letter To a Decepticon~

To think…to think I loved you.

Of course I love you…but…

I don’t know how I feel about you anymore.

I miss those optics that looked into my own.

I miss the way you put an arm around me.

I felt so warm.

I miss how your laugh could light up a room.

I miss how tired you were and how you would nestle into me.

I miss having you beneath me.

I want you back.

But yet I can’t.

As a prime I can’t let my emotions & past effect me and my autobots.

But when I look into those optics and see your face.

I wish to see your smile.

I wish to see that passion you showed me that night.

I wish I could hold you.

I wish…I wish I still loved you.

…Bro…

dO YoU hAtE mE oR nOt?!

Random Overwatch Writing Idea.

I love the idea of if Gerard survived the encounter with WidowMaker that Gerard would do anything to take down not just Talon but also WidowMaker without thinking of the implications that holds.

He just wants revenge at Talon & destroying their weapon WidowMaker and avenging his wife Amélie would bring him peace…or at least he thinks it would.

(Basically he separated WidowMaker from Amélie) He tries not to put too much thought into it, all he does is try focus on the mission and that anger.

If you want a comparison, he’s more akin to OW1 WidowMaker with no feeling replaced with just anger & resentment.

I also imagine that if WidowMaker (Overwatch 2 specially) ever saw Gerard again she would be floored. Flabbergasted and honestly show that side of emotion again.

Compared to OW1 she is showing more emotion…more anger at Talon and when it comes to Gerard. A lot. (Example when she’s all sassy to Solider 76 when telling him that Gérard preferred roses to lilies)

So I imagine this confused WidowMaker hiding her new found emotion to Talon so she doesn’t go through that trauma again and finding out Amélie isn’t totally dead…then encountering a angry supposed to be dead French man bashing through a window and throwing a dagger at her.

I imagine those interactions in game being damn interesting.

Here’s some ideas of how that would go-

“WidowMaker.”

“Gérard.”

“Still angry at the fact I threw that dagger at you?”

“Yes.”

“Very well.

“You’re alive…”

“What about it?”

“I killed you.”

She sounds pissed off here in both of her statements.

“Oh pff, You’re just mad that the whole reason that your the way that you are is now a lie. Don’t worry SpiderBuilder…you are still a killer.”

//Laughs at seemingly nothing when in reality it’s a certain someone making her laugh//

“Well that’s not disturbing…”

“What? You used to love my laugh~”

“That was before you murdered me in my sleep.”

//hums a soft melody//

“I remember liking your singing voice…why not sing a little song before we go into battle.”

“No can do. My voice is sore.”

A WidowMaker eye roll can be heard.

“From what exactly?”

“…Screaming.”

“Next time when you shoot, can you not shoot near me?”

“Maybe try not heading in with no plan first.”

“You have to get the job done right away. You made that very clear.”

“And I will make it very clear. Again.”

“//Laughs// Remember that time you got super happy hitting that target at the fair?”

“What? Are you gonna tell me that I was a terrible shot and you would do better?”

She stays very silent a moment. As though in thought or even hurt at that comment.

“…yes. I never miss.”

“Well you missed me, faiseur de veuves!”

“Stop standing so close to me, woman!”

“Must you start every fight when we’re near each other?”

“yOu sTarTeD iT fIrsT!”

“Ugh…”

//Gets killed by Gérard//

“I guess I’m the new WidowMaker!”

//Gets killed by WidowMaker//

“You should’ve stayed dead.”

//Gets killed by Gérard//

“I wAs aFrAiD oF sPiDERs-“

//Gets killed by WidowMaker//

“I wish…I wish things were different my love.”

//Gets killed by Gérard//

“I’m sorry…but history tends to repeat itself…”

//Gets healed by WidowMaker//

“Don’t expect a thank you!”

//Gets healed by Gérard//

“Merci, espèce de porc.”

//Gets healed by WidowMaker//

“Wow! You being nice!”

//Gets healed by Gérard//

“You still care? Pathetic.”

I want to make a separate post about my version of what Gérard would be like if he was in game and also other interaction with other characters!

But this was fun to think, write and experiment with! :DD

I’m tired.

Why?

Because of existing.