Modern Team 7 Would Have A Feild Day With Kimimaro, They Would Call Him Boner Boy Until He Whooped Their

What if LBH really had a bad day and SQQ, not even concious of the fact hes doing it, spends the whole evening unconciously being gentle and loving to his husband bc "oh he is in the sun let me close the curtains" or "he looks like he has a migrane I think I will make us tea"

Gai: have you tried meditation? Kakashi: sure, sometimes when the kids scream my mind goes blank and I float above my body Gai: that’s dissociation Kakashi: potato, potato

watching naruto season 1???

come on @sasukeprime

I do think the fandom has the unfortunate habit of babifying Shang Qinghua, due to both shipping and crocodile tears. I personally like the fact he’s a stone cold shark.

This guy set up an event so deadly it killed a significant number of teenagers— some from his own peak that he trained personally— without any visible trace of remorse. SQQ spent years wallowing in the guilt of throwing his little sheep into the abyss, which he knew he would survive. Meanwhile SQH did that and an unknown amount of other shit without batting an eyelid. That man would sell you out for pocket change.

No wonder Mobei Jun thinks he’s hot. Murdering someone in cold blood must be the demonic equivalent of a sexy hair flip.

Can you imagine the sheer and utter hatred Shen Jiu would have for Yuan? This dude managed to have the world go to war for his dead body and Shen Jiu would just be forced to watch this lile "Wow so when he causes issues its okay?" And I imagine ghost Jiu would try and strangle Yuan in his sleep bc of this utter hatred for the goodie two shoes body snatcher who essentially made his reputation go from "revered elder" to "kind Elder" in about a week of MC ass kissing