After retirement, Kakashi becomes the Snoop Dogg of the Naruto world. And by that I mean, universally beloved icon with a maybe shady past who is always doing the randomest stuff.
Just side-quest after side-quest.
He's at a political summit in Iwa one minute, the next he's on a cooking show. He's a commentator for international sporting events, he's organising disaster relief efforts, he's making cameos in B-list movies, he's a member of the hokage's cabinet.
And who's going to stop him? Man speedran his shinobi career, he's done - he's finished the game. He can officially do Whatever the Fuck He Wants. You try telling war hero, soldier-since-he-was-5, and former ninja prime minister Hatake Kakashi he can't go on a hot spring world tour or invent ninja WWE. That's right, you can't.
Can you imagine the sheer and utter hatred Shen Jiu would have for Yuan? This dude managed to have the world go to war for his dead body and Shen Jiu would just be forced to watch this lile "Wow so when he causes issues its okay?" And I imagine ghost Jiu would try and strangle Yuan in his sleep bc of this utter hatred for the goodie two shoes body snatcher who essentially made his reputation go from "revered elder" to "kind Elder" in about a week of MC ass kissing
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Sirius, after finding out about Jegulus: How could you do this to me? WHY would you do this to me?
James, distraught: Sirius, I'm so sorry, I didn't think you'd be this-
Sirius, crying: I was supposed to be best man for BOTH of you! Now I only get ONE chance?
Regulus, a bit irritated: Sirius, we've been dating for like two mon-
James, freaking out as well, now: FUCK, you're RIGHT! Oh Merlin, Reg, can we share him? Which side will he stand on? Will he go to both stag parties?
Regulus, leaning into the chaos, absolutely done: Remus is my best man.
Sirius, furious: WHAT?
James, triumphant: YES!
Remus: Absolutely not. I'm not being dragged into this.
Regulus, smirking: You'd walk down the aisle with Sirius.
Remus: ....alright.
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James, several hour later: Wait, Reggie, we're getting married?
each about his ownðŸ¤
We irritatin
What if LBH really had a bad day and SQQ, not even concious of the fact hes doing it, spends the whole evening unconciously being gentle and loving to his husband bc "oh he is in the sun let me close the curtains" or "he looks like he has a migrane I think I will make us tea"
HC holding HX in a headlock:
XL: their playing♡
SQX,frantic: GHOST MURDER!??!???
Gai, staring at the ninken standing over him: Why are they supervising my nap? Kakashi: Oh, Pakkun? He's just making sure they don't get you. Gai: ...Who the fuck is 'they'?
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