I Am Not A Who, Archivist, I Am A Whore

Look @ocean-lilypad, it's Aaliyah again (my wife actually)

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

I watched Spider-man: Homecoming with my parents last night and went absolutely FERAL over the Vulture guy-

HELL YEAH FELLOW SCP ENJOYER SPOTTED IN THE WILD

FUCK YEAH 🤝

From left to right and top to bottom: Dr Gears (SCP), Ocean ( @ocean-lilypad 's OC), Oscuro (OC), and Ayesha Khouri (OC)

All of my pages have been blue-themed recently

Fictional Russian twink-ish sexymen with themes of medical malpractice and mismatched outfits my beloveds 🫶🫶🫶

Me tryna read your blog be like

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