N3ver--more - Theodore!

Women 😍😍

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

[ID: Night Vale fanart of Carlos and Cecil sitting on Carlos's car, backs to the viewer as they look up at the night sky above the Arby's. End ID] (id by @/princess-of-purple-prose)

what if we kissed on ur car outside the arbys. and we were both boys

BREAKING!! Cunty cult leader serves TOO MUCH CUNT

Coughing baby (Ayesha) vs hydrogen bomb (the world)

(A tax form would kill him)

i wish everyone’s scp oc’s a very good day . especially if they are evil

when you and some random old guy who worships the same god as you get caught for throwing people off roller coasters:

it was simon’s idea of a team building exercise KAJAJSJA mandatory vast avatar bonding activity

bonus:

One last talent show to save the rec center

Ok everybody here's the deal.

My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.

Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.

You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.

Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/

'keep an eye on the case loads over the next few days' AN EYE YOU SAY. AN EYE ? AN EYE ??????

Oscuro, God of Night, Darkness, Knowledge, and Innovation