I Have Made The Pilgrimage

Me tryna read your blog be like

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fuck dude they weren’t kidding. his teeth are NOT soft

My pookie precious dearest (man thrice my age or so).

I can't take pictures, it's not gonna get better than this, but kombatposting anyway

@jonmartinweek Day 4 Tea as Love Language // Beyond the Grave (also a bit of Day 7: Eldritch Powers // Caretaking I guess)

are you telling me the same fandom that came up with the shipnames lonelyeyes doorkeay and dyehard also settled for jonmartin

btw Mr Bonzo was only sweaty when Gwen saw him cause he was a little nervous meeting a new person, he's just a little guy

I. Couldn't sleep until I made this

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss