Still Thinking About Needles I Headcanon Them To Be Covered In Hundreds Of Needles That Are Part Of Them

pussy so mysterious and inscrutable, he call that shit The Stranger ^_^

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

Would you like to join The Evil Corporation?

Yes of course, I love evil

Send your archivist my best wishes (and tell him to get some goddamn sleep)

I’ve informed Jon that the people of tumblr love him. He said ‘go away Murphy, I’m sorting statements’ and then muttered something about Gertrude Robinson. Tim has informed me that Jon took a nap last week and not to worry about it.

Genshin oc time! Cringe I know but I adore him. He's an Electro polearm from Sumeru, but unlike Cyno he's a healer! He's a little Fucked Up (works for Dottore). (Also his last name has since been changed to Khouri)

He also happens to be, in my own oc universe, a cult leader and Prophet! Good for him. I'll probably give him his own lore post in the future if people want that

Toxic 1800s scientist yaoi yes fucking please

new mutual acquired!! *makes a bird noise in your general direction* hellooooo

Hello there!

tnx @cheapclownmilk for the idea :p

Well....this is awkward

In lieu of the tiktok ban, I guess it's time to post a bunch on here 😔😔 starting with anatomy practice