Elias If He Was EVIL: I Will Respect Your Boundaries And Have A Healthy Relationship With You

Day 1: Chuunyaa

(Quick explanation: this past week kind of steamrolled me into a pancake, so I am doing an extremely self indulgent thing to help my brain feel better — for every day from now until Dazai’s birthday, I’m gonna draw a different Dazai from a fic I’ve written. First one is Dazai from the silly cat fic!)

Bsd except Chuuya doesn't join the Port Mafia.

The Sheep notice Chuuya moping about the base. And they know it's because he misses Dazai.

And so they divise a plan to get Dazai to come over. Chuuya's too stubborn to do it himself so they've got to take matters into their own hands.

So naturally they stage a kidnapping.

Dazai: sat in Port Mafia headquarters What are you guys doing?

Shirase: holding a large sack Kidnapping you, obviously.

Dazai: Uh huh, and why are you trying to kidnapp me?

Yuan: Chuuya's upset.

Dazai:... Dramatic Oh no! I'm being kidnapped, by these strangers! crawls into the sack Don't even try to rescue me, it's too dangerous!

...........

Chuuya: suspicious Where have you all been? And what's in the sack?

Shirase: Oh trust me your gonna love this.

Dazai: pops his head out Tada!

Chuuya: Dazai?! brightens up Idiot get out of that thing.

All the Sheep just highfiving each other as Chuuya ceases his moping.

And happily bickers with his not boyfriend, who looks equally as happy to see him.

It never occurs to any of them they could've just stole Chuuya's phone to call Dazai over.

And it won't be the last time they kidnapp him either.

live love laugh sigma 💓

Jesus Christ, minors have become so fucking cocky and self-centred recently.

It feels like every time I open up a +18 tag or go into an adult fandom space, there's all these actual kids running around, telling people they're minors.

I could be wanting to read a smut fic and I'll see a bunch of posts with the text "minor writing smut, don't like, DNI" or something like that.

How fucking stupid are you? Genuine question. Are your grades okay? Do you need to talk to the school counselor? Take a common sense test? Because I certainly think so.

Why are you entering and actively taking part in adult spaces and then using the "umm I'm a minor, so if you do or say anything, then I'm the victim and you need to get away from me, you creep" card when you get called out on your bullshit?

These adult spaces are not for you, GET THE FUCK OUT! Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done!

Teens will teen. They'll find adult material one way or another, I am fully aware of that. Hell, I'm guilty of reading smut when I was a teen. But when I did, I never told a soul.

I've had accounts run by minors as young as 13-14 interacting with my NSFW posts. And they're somehow bragging about this. Of course, I block them immediately, but I am shocked at how brazen these kids are, to have the gall to do this and think it's okay because "they're mature enough."

No. You're not. I promise you.

Becoming an adult isn't about reaching some arbitrary number. It's about learning to take responsibility for your actions. So take this advice and GET THE FUCK OUT OF ADULT SPACES! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME!

I don't care how much anon hate you kids send my way to try and get me to kms or deactivate. By all means, give me your best shot. But if you seriously think I am going to just let you do this without realising your actions have consequences, you need to be sent to the psych ward across town.

not much motivation today, so more beastskk cuddles

Get booped :3

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To all my followers

Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!

Your honor, he's perfect 🫡😘

please I love him sm 😭

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

dazai come get ur mentee