ᡣ𐭩 INTO THE DAZAIVERSE

yk.. bc he's old and knows the og stuff ._ .

Soukoku headcanon that when they were 15 Chuuya especially liked using his ability to either walk or sit on the ceiling to get away from Dazai and he had the advantage for a while while Dazai was still pretty short

At 22 Chuuya still likes doing that because it became second nature for him to just sometimes wake up, make his coffee, and sit on the ceiling of his place while watching the upside down sun rise

But now if he does it around Dazai, Dazai can just boop him a lot easier without having to grab a chair to reach Chuuya. And sometimes Dazai just likes booping Chuuya and catching him in his arms before he falls

"My ideals will live on" Bitch, how about you live on instead, how about that?!

odad and his son (dazai)

he sent this to ango btw

Dazai is the ultimate consequence. Thoughts and prayers for kunikida

i hate these idiots

chapter 115: BRAM!? D:

chapter 116: BRAM!! :D

chapter 117: BRAM !! D:

Y'all acting like this wasn't Chuuya's idea

HI CARINE!! ITS ME 💌 ANON BACK WITH SOME MORE INCORRECT QUTES 🫵🏾 this time featuring that one beast au Chuuya centric Reader!! Just for clarification i will be labeling her as BC!Reader(Beast Chuuya) so that we can tell the difference between her and our regular PM!Reader

Oda: So she kissed you?

Dazai, nodding woefully while he is face first into the bar table

Oda: …..and you said thank you?

Dazai, embarrassed as hell: yes

Oda, patting his back: well…..thats not that bad, it could have been worse

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Reader: THANK YOU?!?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

Chuuya: He’s emotionally stunted i thought we all knew this already

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Dazai: Reader you’ll always love me and want to be with me right?

Reader:

Reader: what

Dazai reaching into his pocket

Reader: are- are you proposing to me right now???

Dazai, pulling out a knife: what? No

Reader: then what the hell are you doing??

Dazai: blood oath!

Reader:

Reader: you know what that makes so much more sense

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Dazai and Chuuya kneeling in-front of reader after she left them alone for five minutes and they trashed her apartment during their fight

Reader: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

Dazai, dramatically retelling the story to Oda & Ango: And despite being loss for words, she yelled at me and chuuya for the next forty five minutes 😔

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B!Chuuya: you know what your problem is? Your really cute so no one ever told you to shut your mouth

BC!Reader:

BC!Reader: You think im cute? 🥹

B!Chuuya:

B!Chuuya, flustered: Shut your mouth!

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B!Chuuya on the verge of a meltdown and paranoid because Albatross accidentally lead a (now dead) mafia grunt near BC!Reader’s apartment

B!Chuuya: SHUT UP! Im going to kill the next person i fucking see I swear to god-

Albatross genuinely trying to calm him down before he pops a blood vessel

BC!Reader who just returned home: Chuuya!! Hi! Im so happy to see your okay! Is this a friend a of yours? :D

B!Chuuya: ……Hey….oh my god it’s so nice to…see you too

Albatross trying not to lose his shit

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B!Chuuya: Me and BC!Reader dont use nicknames for eachother, we aren’t even dating-

Albatross: What do bee’s make

B!Chuuya: Honey??

BC!Reader poking her head into the room: Yes Chuuya?

B!Chuuya:

Albatross: Dont lie to my face ever again

PFFFFFFFFF GET OUTTTTT THESE ARE STILL MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER IM CRYING I WON'T LIE IVE READ THESE SO MANY TIMES SINCE YOUVE SENT THEM

AFHSUFHSAUDFHU THE FIRST ONE KILLS ME BECAUSE IT'S SO ACCURATE LMAOOO, DAZAI GOING TO CRY TO ODASAKU AND READER BITCHING TO CHUUYA LOLLLLLLLL CHUUYA IS SO SICK OF THEM.

THE BLOOD OATH ONE LMAO HE SO WOULD AND THEN AUFIHSUFDSHU HAHAHAHAH THE ONE WHERE SHES LIKE IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS AND DAZAI'S LIKE AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO YELL FOR 45 MINUTES. ITS SO THEM LMAO

AND THE CHUUYA ONES HAVE ME CRYING IM SO GLAD U ADDED ALBATROSS IN THERE TOO IT HAS ME GIGGLING SO HARD

finished verrrr 🫡