My One Headcanon That I Will Continue To Believe Despite It Being Proven Wrong Several Times Over Is

I'm sorry :>

Well...

y!adazai who had a wet dream ‘bout you and he can’t help himself, in his defense he tried to get himself off without using anything that belongs to you or just you in particular, he says he feels guilty. ( he’s a liar ) but he can’t cum, he just can’t cum without either staring at a picture of you or wanking himself off with ur stuff !!! so he pays a friendly visit to your dorm and of course he had to refrain himself from fucking you awake because he has a reputation to hold and he makes himself seem as a ‘nice guy’ towards you. but he swears he did. that was until he catches a glimpse of the folds peeking through your panties and he lost it, he really wishes it didn’t have to be this way. so when you were fast asked this man could not help himself and slid your pantie to the side and indulge himself in your taste, but he made sure you were fast asleep. of course you were, which he’s so thankful of and he’s humping on the bed to get himself off.

and of course he doesn’t forget to take a picture of your cunt , he’s going to use that for later purposes. what a gross freak.

🎬 anon

Yes omg he's so gross.... he spends so much time thinking about you and jerking off into your stuff that he slowly loses the ability to cum on his own. So if he doesn't have anything that smells enough like you to tip him over he has to break into your room, looking at you while he fists his achey cock or getting into bed with you, smelling your hair and humping your ass. Of course, sometimes Dazai feels generous! He can't be the only one enjoying himself after all, it's only fair that he repays you. He's very careful when getting your clothes off and positioning you, sighing when he spreads your thighs and sees your pretty pussy on display for him. Even worse if you're already wet, even if it's just a little bit it'll make him lose his mind. He loses himself in your taste and smell, rubbing his cheek against your thigh and sucking on your clit to feel it twitch in his mouth, licking up your mess and letting it drip down his chin while he humps your mattress like a dog. He probably won't realise he's creamed his pants, too lost in your sweet cunt, still rutting his hips and making a mess of his underwear. He won't stop until you've cum, gently licking you clean and moaning at your taste, patting your inner thighs dry with a fresh pair of your underwear that he pockets before disappearing back into the night.

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Chuuya had managed to hide that (very embarrassing) fear of lightning for all those years through careful movement planning, dubious self-control and luck. Today is probably not the day he'll talk about it, but lucky for him, he wasn't the only one here who would have liked to keep more stuff to himself.

I know it's cheesy but I love the trope where the character falls in love after hearing their crush laugh or smile- it's literally so cuteee🥰💖🥰💖

Here's a silly bonus doodle:

He's so down bad for dazai lmao-

HI CARINE!! ITS ME 💌 ANON BACK WITH SOME MORE INCORRECT QUTES 🫵🏾 this time featuring that one beast au Chuuya centric Reader!! Just for clarification i will be labeling her as BC!Reader(Beast Chuuya) so that we can tell the difference between her and our regular PM!Reader

Oda: So she kissed you?

Dazai, nodding woefully while he is face first into the bar table

Oda: …..and you said thank you?

Dazai, embarrassed as hell: yes

Oda, patting his back: well…..thats not that bad, it could have been worse

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Reader: THANK YOU?!?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

Chuuya: He’s emotionally stunted i thought we all knew this already

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Dazai: Reader you’ll always love me and want to be with me right?

Reader:

Reader: what

Dazai reaching into his pocket

Reader: are- are you proposing to me right now???

Dazai, pulling out a knife: what? No

Reader: then what the hell are you doing??

Dazai: blood oath!

Reader:

Reader: you know what that makes so much more sense

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Dazai and Chuuya kneeling in-front of reader after she left them alone for five minutes and they trashed her apartment during their fight

Reader: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

Dazai, dramatically retelling the story to Oda & Ango: And despite being loss for words, she yelled at me and chuuya for the next forty five minutes 😔

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B!Chuuya: you know what your problem is? Your really cute so no one ever told you to shut your mouth

BC!Reader:

BC!Reader: You think im cute? 🥹

B!Chuuya:

B!Chuuya, flustered: Shut your mouth!

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B!Chuuya on the verge of a meltdown and paranoid because Albatross accidentally lead a (now dead) mafia grunt near BC!Reader’s apartment

B!Chuuya: SHUT UP! Im going to kill the next person i fucking see I swear to god-

Albatross genuinely trying to calm him down before he pops a blood vessel

BC!Reader who just returned home: Chuuya!! Hi! Im so happy to see your okay! Is this a friend a of yours? :D

B!Chuuya: ……Hey….oh my god it’s so nice to…see you too

Albatross trying not to lose his shit

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B!Chuuya: Me and BC!Reader dont use nicknames for eachother, we aren’t even dating-

Albatross: What do bee’s make

B!Chuuya: Honey??

BC!Reader poking her head into the room: Yes Chuuya?

B!Chuuya:

Albatross: Dont lie to my face ever again

PFFFFFFFFF GET OUTTTTT THESE ARE STILL MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER IM CRYING I WON'T LIE IVE READ THESE SO MANY TIMES SINCE YOUVE SENT THEM

AFHSUFHSAUDFHU THE FIRST ONE KILLS ME BECAUSE IT'S SO ACCURATE LMAOOO, DAZAI GOING TO CRY TO ODASAKU AND READER BITCHING TO CHUUYA LOLLLLLLLL CHUUYA IS SO SICK OF THEM.

THE BLOOD OATH ONE LMAO HE SO WOULD AND THEN AUFIHSUFDSHU HAHAHAHAH THE ONE WHERE SHES LIKE IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS AND DAZAI'S LIKE AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO YELL FOR 45 MINUTES. ITS SO THEM LMAO

AND THE CHUUYA ONES HAVE ME CRYING IM SO GLAD U ADDED ALBATROSS IN THERE TOO IT HAS ME GIGGLING SO HARD

BEHOLD: WOMEN

Old painted romance novel covers from the 80s/90s are so pretty and dramatic they make for such good drawing prompts

Original pose from the cover for the 2006 French edition of Julie Garwood's Guardian Angel (Un Ange diabolique)

like mentor like mentee

new stickers for doujima! i'll be at g44

Hedwig:

my first thought was "drunk hedwig" would do this but ... i don't think she needs to be drunk to do this

Finally cracked what was going through their minds in these panels