If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Kunikida And Chuuya Had An Interaction That Ended With Kunikida Blowing

Hello! First, I really love your AU (I keep forgetting what they're called v":), they are great and really funny ✨️🌸

May I offer an idea? What about when they called their full government name?

(Así como cuando una madre Latina grita el nombre del hijo cuando está enojada XD Perdonar, no supe como expresar esto en inglés correctamente xD)

government name

synopsis: texting the cod guys their full name

ੈ✩‧₊˚ price, gaz, ghost, soap, alejandro, rudy, graves, makarov, keegan, nikolai

cw: none

an: had to invent a last name for nikolai because he doesn’t have one for some reason?? anyways, i’m not super confident in how i’m writing keegan and nikolai but fuck it, we ball

masterlist

dividers from @/saradika-graphics :)

I dont know who needs to see this but: BSD name chart

Sorry u gave us two too good options 🤷‍♀️

THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS

SUMMARY: after the guild's failed effort to obtain the book, dostoevsky decides upon a more subtle approach for his next attempt at checkmate: you. but you are not a pawn to be moved around the board at his pleasure. you have your own goals, your own underlying motives. when you find yourself in yokohama, you realize that dostoevsky has just handed you the perfect opportunity to achieve them on a silver platter. you'll play the part of the pawn for now, keeping a low profile as dostoevsky and dazai duke it out on their chessboard, because when their game ends, the curtains for the real show will finally go up, and the stage is your place to shine. NOTABLE TROPES: antagonist-ish!reader, unreliable narrator, love triangle, betrayal, romance

ANCIENT DREAMS IN A MODERN LAND

SUMMARY: called back to yokohama after spending the last fifteen years of your life at an isolated shrine in kyushu, you find yourself at the center of a three-companies-conflict. with no one giving you any answers and the situation continuing to escalate, you’re placed under the protection of the once renowned duo, double black. while everyone else is preoccupied, you try to find where your piece fits in this lethal game of chess, all the while trying not to get caught between two ex-partners who can hardly stand to be in the same room with each other. NOTABLE TROPES: poly (starts as a love triangle), romance, bodyguard au (kind of), found family

reblogs are appreciated for better reach!

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. A sight to behold - Dazai Osamu

Dazai couldn't control the erratic pace of his heart at the sight before him. He had came home late tonight, by an mission that had gone for far too long for Dazai's liking leaving him yearning for him to be in your arms.

Dazai's soft gaze was on you, sleeping on the bed, covers kicked off from movement, his eyes trailed over your body halting to where you were snuggling a pillow, holding it close to your body as you would with Dazai. His heart clenched as he saw his crumpled button down shirt stretched over the pillow, the sight made his heart flutter once again.

As quietly as he could, Dazai discarded his trenchcoat, leaving it crumpled on the floor in a crumpled mess which Dazai is certain you'll yell at him (affectionately) about it in the morning for making his freshly ironed clothes all creased. The bed dipped beneath his weight as he kneeled next to your sleeping form as he tried to gently take the pillow out of your arms. He halted in his movements as you mumbled incoherently in your sleep worried for a moment he had woken you up from your slumber. A certain smells fills his nostrils and he can't stop his heart from beating faster. You had sprayed some of his cologne onto the pillow, did you miss him that much? Dazai couldn't help but cry inside that you would miss him that much, that someone would miss his presence.

He resumes to tugging at the pillow gently, not budging he pouts internally, he never thought he would be jealous of an object but here he was jealous of a pillow. Giving up on the gentle tugs on the pillow Dazai yanked it out of your arms finally in his reach the pillow letting it fly in the air landing somewhere on the floor with a soft thump. The loss of your pillow woke you up as you groggily opened your eyes looking up at Dazai with a sleepily.

"mm sorry my love" he said with a soft whisper his caressing your cheek gently. "the pillow was in my place"

You open the covers and arms for Dazai to rest in, he settles between your arms leaning his head against your chest to match his heartbeat with yours. "you stink" you say to him with a yawn, nose scrunched from Dazai's sweaty smell from the mission as you gently pushed his head away form your chest to see his offended face which turned into a exaggerated pout. "how could one say that about a hero!" he exclaimed dramatically. Dazai after not seeing you all day which had felt like centuries had been too eager to embrace his love to even think about showering once he got home. "I was out on a mission to save the wooorlldd-" he said cut off by you clamping your hand down on his mouth. "missed you" you mumbled just content to have him home once again. "m'here now" he said quietly placing a soft kiss on your lips, lingering for a moment before moving back to his original position against your chest, wrapping his arms around your waist.

Dazai sighed happily, your fingers running through his hair, he wished for this moment to never end, his heart swooning with his love for you. Your movements topped as Dazai heard shallow breathing indicating you had fallen asleep. Not knowing if sleep would bestow him tonight or not, Dazai was happy just to be in your loving embrace.

if you like this please reblog and like -- its my first fic :) divider credit to @/benkeibear

not much motivation today, so more beastskk cuddles

Oh and nikolai as the mas hatter or the white rabbit :3

sigma in wonderland ♤♡◇♧

Sigma as Alice ♡ and Dazai as the weird drug bug caterpillar thing

Fanfic writers say “bad writing” and drops the most toe curling mouth watering shit ever

The colleges AU saga continues! 👏 No like seriously, this is a direct continuation of the previous post (nevermind the fact that I drew this one first). Anyways they had gathered in Sigma's apartment to study for a group project but ended up playing board games and nerly burning the apartment down (Sigma has officially banned them of playing board games in his apartment now), hair braiding while some of them, *cough *cough fyolai *cough, passionately making out in the corner. It wasn't all that bad untill Fyodor pulled out a bottle of vodka, seemingly out of thin air, and oh well, the rest is history!

i will give my full thoughts on the chapter later but you all must understand how exhilarated i am to see dazai this morning. this week is going to be amazing, nothing will bring me down ever

im putting off drawing serious comics and writing longfic for these shitposts