At Some Point, What I Really Want In BSD Is For Atsushi To Fight Chuuya. Like, Idk The Reason, Maybe

At some point, what I really want in BSD is for Atsushi to fight Chuuya. Like, idk the reason, maybe to settle an issue between the mafia and the agency, instead of a war they pick a fighter.

Atsushi just expects it to be Akutagawa, because that's who he's always fighting but then Chuuya shows up. Because he's the mafia's top fighter, of course they're gonna choose him. I want everyone worried over Atsushi, I want conflicted Dazai trying to stop it happening.

But the fight goes ahead. You can tell at first Chuuya is toying with Atsushi, testing the waters, trying to get him to take the fight seriously, because Atsushi has a habit of holding back. Chuuya gets what he wants, he says something that gets under Atsushi's skin, so the kid goes at him full force. Everyone's waiting to see a squashed tiger.

Except Atsushi used his claws. His claws that cut through any ability, including Chuuya's seemingly invincible shield of gravity. And Chuuya's stood there, with four deep gashes going from his shoulder, down and across his torso

And he's grinning like a mad man.

Because, finally, he's got a fight he as to try in, an opponent who not only can stand up to his ability but slice right through it. He's got to think, he's got to use his skills outside of his ability and Chuuya's ecstatic.

Chuuya still wins the fight, but that means the conflicts over now. So he holds out his hand and helps Atsushi up. He says he fought well, has a good teacher but he's got a long way to go. And to Atsushi's absolute horror, Chuuya gives him the highest praise he has, "Can't wait for the next one."

Now Atsushi has to deal with two mafia men regularly jumping out at him and demanding a fight. But where Akutagawa's demands sound like death threats, Chuuya's have the energy of a very excited dog trying to force you to play fetch with it.

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n0thum4ny

3 months ago

HI CARINE!! ITS ME 💌 ANON BACK WITH SOME MORE INCORRECT QUTES 🫵🏾 this time featuring that one beast au Chuuya centric Reader!! Just for clarification i will be labeling her as BC!Reader(Beast Chuuya) so that we can tell the difference between her and our regular PM!Reader

Oda: So she kissed you?

Dazai, nodding woefully while he is face first into the bar table

Oda: …..and you said thank you?

Dazai, embarrassed as hell: yes

Oda, patting his back: well…..thats not that bad, it could have been worse

——-Meanwhile-——

Reader: THANK YOU?!?! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

Chuuya: He’s emotionally stunted i thought we all knew this already

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Dazai: Reader you’ll always love me and want to be with me right?

Reader:

Reader: what

Dazai reaching into his pocket

Reader: are- are you proposing to me right now???

Dazai, pulling out a knife: what? No

Reader: then what the hell are you doing??

Dazai: blood oath!

Reader:

Reader: you know what that makes so much more sense

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Dazai and Chuuya kneeling in-front of reader after she left them alone for five minutes and they trashed her apartment during their fight

Reader: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

Dazai, dramatically retelling the story to Oda & Ango: And despite being loss for words, she yelled at me and chuuya for the next forty five minutes 😔

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B!Chuuya: you know what your problem is? Your really cute so no one ever told you to shut your mouth

BC!Reader:

BC!Reader: You think im cute? 🥹

B!Chuuya:

B!Chuuya, flustered: Shut your mouth!

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B!Chuuya on the verge of a meltdown and paranoid because Albatross accidentally lead a (now dead) mafia grunt near BC!Reader’s apartment

B!Chuuya: SHUT UP! Im going to kill the next person i fucking see I swear to god-

Albatross genuinely trying to calm him down before he pops a blood vessel

BC!Reader who just returned home: Chuuya!! Hi! Im so happy to see your okay! Is this a friend a of yours? :D

B!Chuuya: ……Hey….oh my god it’s so nice to…see you too

Albatross trying not to lose his shit

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B!Chuuya: Me and BC!Reader dont use nicknames for eachother, we aren’t even dating-

Albatross: What do bee’s make

B!Chuuya: Honey??

BC!Reader poking her head into the room: Yes Chuuya?

B!Chuuya:

Albatross: Dont lie to my face ever again

PFFFFFFFFF GET OUTTTTT THESE ARE STILL MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER IM CRYING I WON'T LIE IVE READ THESE SO MANY TIMES SINCE YOUVE SENT THEM

AFHSUFHSAUDFHU THE FIRST ONE KILLS ME BECAUSE IT'S SO ACCURATE LMAOOO, DAZAI GOING TO CRY TO ODASAKU AND READER BITCHING TO CHUUYA LOLLLLLLLL CHUUYA IS SO SICK OF THEM.

THE BLOOD OATH ONE LMAO HE SO WOULD AND THEN AUFIHSUFDSHU HAHAHAHAH THE ONE WHERE SHES LIKE IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS AND DAZAI'S LIKE AND THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO YELL FOR 45 MINUTES. ITS SO THEM LMAO

AND THE CHUUYA ONES HAVE ME CRYING IM SO GLAD U ADDED ALBATROSS IN THERE TOO IT HAS ME GIGGLING SO HARD

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n0thum4ny

7 months ago

Story-wise, I do not want Dazai to just show up and save the day again

Emotionally though, I want Dazai to show up and beat the shit of Fyodor for what he just pulled with Atsushi

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n0thum4ny

3 months ago

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

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n0thum4ny

2 months ago

A cute little toy