“Welcome To Being Dead.”

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

if you could meet yourself from the future

do you think you’d kick your ass?

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)

do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/

that ako-taco moment when you sister tutors your bully

😗✌️✌️

when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

Blue sea snail  (Chromodoris willanii), a shell-less marine gastropod mollusk.It is most common in the seas of various islands of Indonesia. You can also find them near the shores of Philippines. Chromodoris Wilani is a sponge eater. They feed on Semitaspongia groups of sponges.

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces