Astrid: (posing seductively) Draw me like one of your dragons.
Hiccup: Uh… okay… "Astrid Hofferson. Sharp Class. Speed: Unknown. Size: 5'9. Extremely dangerous, never engage -"
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Me before watching this: Personally, I never saw Tigress and Po as romantic. Just seems more like friendship to me.
Me after watching this:
Just One Glance
Synopsis: Set a few months after the events of the Secrets of the Scroll, and years before the events of the first Kung Fu Panda film, The Furious Five make their official debut as the new protectors of the Valley of Peace. Po, not really knowing who they are but remembers seeing them when they fought Boar together, and having enough memory to carve their action figures out of wood, sees them presented to society for the first time as masters. He is in awe of their skills and awesomeness, but one young Tigress catches his eye.
If the events of Secrets of the Scroll was about the day Po fell in love with Kung Fu, then this is about the day he started crushing on Tigress.
Based on a short script I wrote a couple years ago (or longer, I can’t remember.) You can feel free to read the script here on FF.net.
I have been wanting to create a comic or animatic for this for a long time to get it out of my head, and I finally had some time to work on it over a weekend (emphasis on 'some'), so it’s not perfect, but enough to get the idea across lol. I can’t do voices, so had to add subtitles, but if anyone is interested in adding a voice over for these characters, let me know lol. 😂 Took some liberties, too, but I hope you KFP/TiPo fans enjoy nonetheless! 🐼 🐯 🍜
"Ma'am, why is the former Captain America wearing those colours. Is he Captain Yemen now?"
Reporter: Miss De Fontaine, why is there a Captain America and a Captain Russia in the new Avengers?
Valentina: We wanted a really diverse team. Next.
I'll always remember 2022-2023 as the phase where I became unreasonably obsessed with "funny traumatised southern guy and funny traumatised deadpan lady" ships.
AU Powder: I know you're tryin' to be all serious and sciency and stuff right now, Professor, but part of me really wants to comb you with a brush and call you a pretty kitty.
(awkward pause)
Heimerdinger: I mean, let's not rule anything out.
Wait…
Did I predict this…?!
Powder: My sister could beat up your sister any day!
Caitlyn: I don't even have a sister.
Powder: You don't? Lol, loser…
Pro-Israel antisemitism is not an oxymoron. Arthur Belfour was an antisemite, Richard Spencer is an antisemite. The goyische Zionist who shot that antizionist Jewish protester is part of a long tradition of antisemitic Zionism.
Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie I'm rarely able to sit through without crying anyway, but seeing Oogway's spirit sitting on the Dreamworks moon already makes me feel all kinds of emotions before the damn film's even started.