I Find This Hilarious And Need A Story Written ASAP ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™

I find this hilarious and need a story written ASAP ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™

โ€ผ๏ธPeter Parker In Gotham Fic Ideaโ€ผ๏ธ

A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.

The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?

He is tired and done with everyoneโ€™s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.

Batman and the Joker fighting:

Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?

Batman: You donโ€™t have his number.

Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?

Alfred: Mr Batman, get home itโ€™s dinner

Joker: Wtf

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7 months ago

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Interstellar Publishing's Volumes Are So Pretty...

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8 months ago

This would be very interesting ๐Ÿค”

Imagine Yuu randomly saying someone's Unique Magic/Signature Spell name and being able to use it.

I kid you not, that's what people think Ace UM is gonna be. The fact that we haven't seen it yet and the Traitor Ace theory. But it'll be interesting if Yuu had it, because now I'm imagining a scenario where Yuu attacks the Overblot 7 and no one suspects them.

9 months ago

This was basically how I felt playing that part of the game! Great thinking Yuu!! And well now theyโ€™re part royalty thanks to Leona lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

Leona, talking about the fountain as he gives a tour: So, he built it when his son was born-

Yuu: So, he built what is essentially a pretty thing to look at, but he couldn't have used that money towards better things? Like putting an effort into rebuilding the slums?

Grim: Henchhuman-

Vil: Could you be any blunter, potato?

Yuu, crosses arms: What? Oh and this whole "being one with nature" thing and allowing some of the natural resources to go untapped-

Kifaji: It's because we don't want to drain the land of what they have given us-

Yuu: No one said you were draining it. Just think of a more eco-friendly way of handling things. Leona said you guys have the greatest concentration of sunlight, right? Turn that into solar energy. Convert some of the heavy smog machines into ones that run on solar.

Lilia, hums: She might have a point...

Kalim: Wow, Yuu! You're so smart!

Yuu: Thanks. On top of that, it'll create jobs for people, especially those who work in high poverty areas. You guys can still be surrounded by nature without having to sacrifice nature for it. *Sighs* I'm done, sorry for ra-

Leona: Marry me.

Yuu: You get Grim in the process if I do.

Leona: Deal.

Kifaji: My Prince!

9 months ago

I would read this if it was a fic ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

The idea of Orca!Yuu is strong, powerful, and a bit of an asshole. Perfect for Yuu.

BUT

The idea of Eel!Yuu is just as strong and powerful, but would also drive Jade and Floyd into a frenzy on accident knowing that's the form the Sea Witch picked for her. That doubles cause Yuu's just a little bit smaller than them and needs help navigating everything with a long tail like that. Triples cause that means they can curl around her comfortably and she can do the same. Quadruples because Yuu gains sharp teeth and bioluminescent like them.

And whoops, there goes the Leech Twins...

7 months ago

Adding this to my thousand tabs already opened with Spider-Man x Batfam

I DID IT! CHAPTER ELEVEN IS FINALLY OUT WITH A WHOPPING 8600 WORDS

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6 months ago

No way I just finished reading that story 2 days in ๐Ÿคฏ

i just finished rereading bite me (terms and conditions apply) which is gorgeous with an excellent found family, great worldbuilding, and a slow burn steter.

but... that steter is very slow burn, and i'd like to sink my teeth into a little something along the same lines but with a little less waiting now.

there was a long!fic i read some time ago with a similar premise, where stiles and the gang had basically moved in to a building that peter owned, and he and stiles were together, and peter remained the alpha rather than derek. the sheriff was read into the situation and wasn't exactly happy about steter happening but didn't oppose it (i know, that's like so many fics haha) i can't find it though - does anyone know what i'm talking about/can point me in the right direction?

8 months ago

Well good luck to those boys lol

(Not the Kiss Au)

*Yuu, sets up the magicam livestream*

Yuu: Hello, today we are doing a lipstick try on an haul. I am Yuu and today this is my assistant Grim.

Grim:Nyahaha!Marvel at our livestream!

Yuu: And these are my other assistants Ace and Deuce

Ace: I was bribed to be here

Deuce: I'll do my best!

Yuu: Ok lets start!

Ace: So we are gonna try on the lipstick too?

Deuce: Hmm, theres a lot. Which one should I try first?

Yuu: Oh no...you guys won't be trying them. I will!

Ace: What are we gonna do then???

Yuu*mischievous smile*

*15 minutes later*

*Grim, Ace, and Deuce covered with kiss marks*

Yuu:*shows a lipstick to the camera* And there we have it. This one is the true Kiss proof, staining lipstick!

Grim: I look ridiculous !

Deuce:*hiding behind his hands blushing*

Ace:*Frozen and staring at the ceiling not believing his luck*

*Door to the dorm opens loudly*

*Sound of rushing footsteps towards the lounge*

Yuu: Oh...Hello dorm leaders...vice dorm leaders...friends...*looks at Octotrio* Acquiantances...Did something happen? Why did you all barge in?


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11 months ago

It looks so cuteeee!!! And aw grim being jealous lmao itโ€™s okay grim youโ€™ll always be our favorite puffball ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿซถ

My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33

My Design Take For My Yuusona, Yuuto
My Design Take For My Yuusona, Yuuto
8 months ago

lol could totally see this happening

Riddle was at a dorm leaders meeting, headed by Trein.

Riddle: Yuu is dating Rolloโ€ฆ

Idia and Azul: WHAT???!

Malleus, whose actually there: ...Child of Man is dating Flamme? Child of Man... Flamme. *teleports away*

Vil: Oh no.

Leona: Shit, he might actually kill him.


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