Yeah you're absolutely right, it WOULD be pretty fucked up if a scorpion was literally so held back by its own nature that it would kill both a frog and itself on a whim. It would be insane to think that a being would have destructive habits that are highly harmful so deeply ingrained in its core identity that it would default to that at even the most delicate situation, especially since said habit is actually usually a defense response to danger. But the danger in that situation was the river, and the frog was helping the scorpion overcome it, but said self defense response was something the scorpion leaned into so much that it fired off the handle on someone trying to help it, dooming an innocent frog and making the river kill the scorpion in a self fulfilling prophecy. The scorpion essentially killed itself, it caused its own problems by having a nature that's harmful by design, it could have let the frog pass through and survived, it could've just avoided crossing the river altogether. But the scorpion didn't do anything wrong, inherently it too was a victim of its actions as much as the frog, their nature wasn't a defense but its own doom, and it did not regret it at all, it knew it would happen all along. It is in its nature, after all
Man, what a weird and fantastical story, I'm so glad that there are NO real life equivalents to this WHATSOEVER
Beast Tamer Wife AU.
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a wife and starts fighting for Luo Binghe's favor. Not for the sex or the prestige or anything. Those are nice but not as nice as the beasts that Luo Binghe brings back sometimes. He needs those.
Apparently there’s a website called Public Square where conservatives register their businesses to identify themselves as “anti-woke” so other conservatives can find them. I just thought I would share in case anyone wanted to put their zip code in and learn which local businesses to avoid.
Keep talking about Palestine. I don't care if you only have 3 followers. Keep talking. We must show that we care, we can't stay silent or neutral when there's a literal genocide happening. Just reblogging obviously won't solve this but it's one small step towards making people aware. Keep talking. Keep protesting.
Disciple Shen Yuan tries to show Shen Qingqiu the "infinite chocolate bar hack" and it's somehow the angriest Shen Qingqiu has ever been at him. Of all the inane bullshit this child comes up with, this is inexplicably the straw to make him the most rapidly, most incandescently furious.
Shen Yuan has to stay with Yue Qingyuan on Qiong Ding Peak for like a week until Shen Qingqiu calms down.
Here you go Hun! sorry it took a little while, I had to record this five times to get it to render right. And thank you so much for the lovely support, feel free to message me if there’s anything else you need! ^^
I do best with quick strokes, the more you linger the more you seem to mess up (That’s on me though)
The biggest question I ask myself is why tf did I write a comedy based story when I know absolutely nothing about comedy
My dump of thing where I put all of my aus, crack, headcanons, and random things that I will forget.
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