Nobody: What Are You Reading?

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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

Me: *reads SQQ gets PR makeup kits*

Me: …

Me: wait until he starts doing his hair

Also me: ‘tis obviously witchcraft, that or the witch can shapeshift.

Liu Qingge barges into Shen Qingqiu's bamboo house to challenge him to a fight as per usual except he runs into Shen Qingqiu wearing a fluffy bathrobe with rabbit hear head up holding his hair back, his forehead covered in some sort of neon green... mud?? Two crescent moon shaped bandages(?) under his eyes, a black strip over the nose, and unnaturally red puffy lips-

Liu Qingge: MU QINGFANG, SHEN QINGQIU IS HAVING A DEVIATION AND IS DOING WEIRD THINGSSSSSSS

Shen Qingqiu using his mud mask, undereye peels, blackhead nose strip, and lip plumper gloss in a mini spa day session: ...

PART THREE

Aggressively chugs milk

Aggressively sips tea

Trembling while drinking coffee

Side eyes someone while having a juice box

Part two of things I have done

Staring up at the ceiling in both horror, disgust, fear, and honor.

Numbly looking on at a past version of my self beating someone else up

Shaking my leg at the wall as if to disagree with its very existence

Looking at the floor as more and more disgusting things appear in my sight

Muttering Anhedonia underneath my breath as I furiously work on a project

Sounding out syllables for a made up language in math class

Disciple Shen Yuan tries to show Shen Qingqiu the "infinite chocolate bar hack" and it's somehow the angriest Shen Qingqiu has ever been at him. Of all the inane bullshit this child comes up with, this is inexplicably the straw to make him the most rapidly, most incandescently furious.

Shen Yuan has to stay with Yue Qingyuan on Qiong Ding Peak for like a week until Shen Qingqiu calms down.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

WAIT WE COULDNT BEFORE

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

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Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.

You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.

It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)

Coming into a fandom late