The Autism Mood Of Never Knowing When Its “your Turn” In A Convo So You Say The First Word Of Your

when mage’s eyes glow/change color while casting their spells reblog if u agree

I wish to dance gracefully over the corpses of those who have and those who plan to betray me

Nobody:

Me: Hi! I was wondering, can I just borrow you sexuality real quick? Thank you, biiiiiiiiiii

Somebody help……….

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SVSSS fafics are my greatest guilty pleasures I SWEAR, because where else could you find such golden exchanges as this

“I had to churn out four thousand words a day!” Shang Qinghua exclaimed. “If I didn’t write, I didn’t eat!”

“That doesn’t mean you had to cater to every pervert who tipped you!”

“Actually, it does! Perverts are the backbone of the economy!”

(ps:. read: Chapter 742: Unleash the Holy Globes of Justice!! by Margo_Kim It's absolutely amazing. funniest fic you'll find out there)

The crackfic potential of this book is off the charts, actually. AND it's an absolute gold mine for angst as well. What else can one want?? (the most convenient set ups for semi-canon sex pollen shenanigans lol)

It's a pity this is such an underrated mxtx book, but also luckily the newfound puritanism in general fandom culture isn't as prevalent here as in some other super huge fandoms. A win for relatively smaller and more unhinged fandoms ig, gg.

Sometimes I get really upset that gender fuckery isn’t one of the options when it is like boy or girl

A short explanation of my layer by layer drawing of Central/Eastern Ukrainian folk attire, for anyone who might be interested.

people will either relate to me for this, or hate me for this. or both!

i will start to get better, i will notify my friends of this so i can hang out with them when im feeling happy, but i dont know how to start a conversation, so i will scroll the internet for like a WEEK, find something funny, post it in the group chat and hide underneath my comforters until they text me back with only a charger, weter bettele and ice cream if it isnt summer, and back up weter bettleles.

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

More of this (asshole reader self saving system) AU

In a reverse transmigration version, Loser Troll Bingge is finally getting everything he thinks he wants. Shen Yuan, in the flesh, ready to learn from his alpha male mojo. He’ll show them all. He’ll make sure Shen Yuan gets so much pussy he’s drowning in it!

Shen Yuan has different ideas. He’s more than happy to let this pretty man boss him around (hello not being responsible for your own life, how he’s missed you) but he doesn’t understand what Binghe could have to gain by pushing these strangers to join his harem.

(Cue Bingge getting mommied/soft dommed so hard he turns into a housewife.)

Holy fucking shit Jan 1 is on a Wednesday