My Idea Of Flirting Exactly

There were a few variants I didn't include so if it's not on this list let me know.

Getting in the holiday spirit, by Mawful

Two of my OC's preparing for a date

Eli had been anticipating the date all week. Keith had asked him out six days ago exactly, and tonight was the night. Eli had been trying for hours to find the right outfit. He currently wore a band t-shirt, and jeans he had gotten on a trip to the mall a few weeks ago. Eli was standing in front of the mirror, judging the look. The jeans made his ass look fantastic, plump and juicy, perfect. The shirt though, Eli frowned. It made him look like a twelve year old boy. Eli slipped out of the shirt and glanced at the mirror again. He blushed bright red. There were hickeys trailing all the way down to his belly button. Keith had made them, the day he asked Eli out on a date. Keith had gently slipped on Eli’s shirt, holding Eli’s face in his hands and kissed him until he was breathless. Keith trailed kisses down his neck, sucking the skin and invoking delicate and hesitant sounds out of Eli. They hadn’t gotten far, and then Keith asked him out on a date, “To do this properly,” he said.

it was at this point i learned there’s like 7 million birds all named robins and i lost my goddamn mind

Shigaraki: Fuck you

Dabi: Fuck me yourself, you coward

Spinner, in background: *getting slammed into the ground by Machia*

Spinner: Guys please, I’m begging you to do this later

Arthur, telling Merlin off: -and I can excuse treason, but I draw the line at spending two whole days in the tavern.

Leon: You can excuse treason?!

Damn, you good, bro?

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

I was back in my old school and a 10 yo kid offered me cocaine in exchange for me attending his fantasy book club.

Adora: My head hurts.

Catra: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.