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omg i love the new pfp its so cute

omg thank youuuu

I wanted to match my tumblr and my wattpad so they were the same (wattpad is the same username)

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people confused by my willingness and, frankly, my desire to fuck that old man do not understand that i purely do not believe someone can be too old to enjoy everything life has to offer

I need her so bad

i’m gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im

More MK please

𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

myles kennedy x reader

(includes smut, unprotected sex, fem reader, p&v)

word count: 1159

myles comes home from work one day with a big announcement, so you two decide to celebrate

It had been a long day, and I swear my heart skipped a beat when I finally heard the front door opening. I saw Myles walking through the door, and I immediately ran up to him, wrapping my arms around him and pulling him into a tight hug.

“I missed you so much,” I quietly say, burying my face in his shoulder. I felt him wrapping his arms around me, gently placing a small kiss on the top of my head.

“I missed you more my beautiful love,” he responds, whispering into my ear. I look up at him, my eyes locking with his.

“How was work?” I ask him, pulling away slightly so he can fully come inside. When I asked him, I noticed him grinning a little more.

“Well,” he starts, and I can’t help but narrow my eyes a little at his words, now more intrigued and curious.

“I got a call today, and you’ll never guess who it was,” he started, looking directly down at me. I raise an eyebrow at him, and his grin grows even wider.

“It was Slash,” he simply says, the grin on his face somehow growing wider as he speaks. My jaw practically drops at his words, in complete shock and disbelief.

“As in, the guitarist of Guns N Roses?” I look up at him, completely dumbfounded, and he nods his head.

“Yeah, he’s putting a solo record together, and he asked if I would do vocals on a couple of tracks,” he explains, and I feel myself grinning at his words. The love of my life was about to work with one of the most famous musicians in all of rock history. I hug him even tighter in response, feeling his arms wrap around me once again.

“That’s amazing love, are you gonna do it?” I ask him, looking up into his eyes. He looks down at me, thinking for a moment before nodding his head.

“Yeah, I think so. It would be a great opportunity, and may help Alter Bridge gain some new fans as well,” he responds, having very clearly thought this through. I slowly nod my head, my arms still tightly wrapped around him.

“Well, I’ll support you whatever you end up doing, you know that?” I look up at him, lightly pressing my lips against his. The moment I kiss him, I feel all of his self restraint disappear, and he kisses me back, his lips hungrily attacking mine. His arms pulled me closer to him, if that were even possible, before he pinned me against the nearest wall, breaking the kiss for a moment to look at me.

“You know love, I don’t know about you, but I think we should celebrate,” he quietly says before kissing my neck, causing me to let out a small moan in response. My hands find their way into his hair, grabbing onto it and lightly pulling, causing Myles to moan out softly against the skin on my neck. He continues kissing, leaving dark hickeys over the skin.

After a few moments, he pulls back again, admiring his newest piece of work on my skin. He then brings his attention off my neck and up to meet my gaze, his eyes meeting my gaze. His hand gently cups my jaw, his thumb grazing my skin.

“I could take you, right here, right now love,” he softly says, and I let out a shaky breath. I look up at him, and I slowly nod my head, feeling the desire and need for him in my body growing stronger and stronger with each second.

“I need you,” is all I can manage to get out before he kisses me again, this time even more desperately than before. His hands grab the hem of my pants, quickly pulling them down before he unbuttons his jeans, and proceeds to pull them down as well, causing him to spring free and hit my thigh, already rock hard. That was one of the things I loved about him: he never bothered to wear underwear. He said it made it easier for when moments like this one arrived.

He cups my face again, looking back up at me, the slightest look of concern on his face.

“I don’t have anything on me right now, is that still okay baby?” he asks, looking directly into my eyes. Another thing I loved about him was that no matter how long we had been together, and how many times we had engaged in these… intimate activities, he always made sure I was okay with what we were doing. Always. He never tried to do something without making sure he wasn’t stepping any boundaries.

As I nod my head in response to his question, he pushes me a little higher up the wall, allowing his cock to slowly slide inside me, and a moan escapes my mouth, feeling him fill me with himself. He grins at my moan, and after a moment to allow me to adjust to him, he slowly starts to move, his eyes never leaving me.

“That’s it, baby, you’re doing so well,” he quietly says, keeping his pace slow to start with. My arms tighten around him, and I bury my face in his shoulder. The way he felt, the way he spoke, just everything about Myles made me crazy and drew me insane, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

He gradually increased his speed, now moving faster against me, and I felt my body heating up, growing closer and closer to my release. I let out a moan against his shoulder, and his arms tightened around me as he fucked me. He lightly grabbed my chin, pulling my face out of his shoulder so I was looking at him.

“I love you, so so much,” he quietly says before kissing me again, still keeping his pace. I immediately kiss him back, feeling his lips firmly against mine.

After he breakes the kiss, I look up at him, my breathing growing shakier and more labored as he continues to move.

“I love you too,” I manage to get out before I bury my face in his shoulder again, a soft moan leaving my lips. At the sound of my moan, he too lets out a low moan.

He increases his speed even further, and the moan that leaves my mouth is even louder than the ones before. His movements become quicker and sloppier, and I can tell he’s getting close. 

Within seconds, his arms tighten around me as he reaches his climax, and I felt him spilling inside me. I let out a moan against his shoulder, feeling myself come to my own release.

After a few moments, he brushes a strand of hair out of my face, looking down at me.

“I love you so much baby, so goddamn much,” he quietly speaks, pulling me in for a light, yet passionate kiss.

should i write one shots about people other than myles kennedy??

give me people to write about and send requests plssss

(i like gnr, metallica, and i can probably do a few other people if you want)

the low pants are EVERYTHING

myles nsfw A-Z 😏

maybe a james one too pls 🙏

𝕞𝕪𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕𝕪 𝕒-𝕫 (𝕟𝕤𝕗𝕨)

(includes smut related content)

A- Aftercare: what they’re like after

Myles would be very cuddly and touchy after, just wanting to hold you and make sure you feel okay, as well as grabbing you anything you want or need

B- Body part: their fav body part on them as well as on you

Myles’ favourite body part is his arms because he can hug you tightly by wrapping his arms around you. As for your body, he would absolutely love your tits, just wanting to see them or touch them.

C- Cum: anything to do with it

You make him absolutely insane, so of course there would be a shit ton of cum. Even when he uses a condom, it almost always ends up spilling out of it.

D- Dirty secret: any dirty secrets they may have

Myles doesn’t really have any dirty secrets, although he won’t tell many people that he enjoys submitting to you from time to time

E- Experience: how experienced they are/do they know what they’re doing

Myles is more experienced than he looks. he doesn’t look like he would know a whole lot about sex, but you two have tried almost every position in the book, and it certainly isn’t something he’s lacking in life.

F- Favourite position: what is their fav position

even though it’s basic, he’s a total sucker for missionary. he loves being on top of you and being able to look down at you as he fucks you.

G- Goofy: how serious are they in the moment

most of the time Myles keeps it pretty serious, but when the doesn’t miss an opportunity to make a joke when it comes

H- Hair: how well groomed are they?

he doesn’t have a lot of hair on it, but there is a little, particularly down at the base. however, the tip is almost completely clean shaven.

I- Intimacy: how are they during the moment?

Myles always tries to make it romantic, trying to show you how much he loves you, and always wants you to feel loved and cared for

J- Jack off: do they ever masturbate?

he doesn’t like it as much as when you’re there, but if he’s away from you, such as on tour, he’ll either be on the phone with you or looking at pictures of you.

K- Kink: some of their kinks

Myles occasionally enjoys some light bondage, especially if you’re tying him up. he loves submitting to you, although he wouldn’t admit it. he’s also a complete sucker for dirty talk, and loves whispering and saying dirty things to you during the moment.

L- Location: fav places to do it

Myles obviously loves the bedroom, and he finds that the most comfortable, but a close second for him is the shower. he absolutely loves pinning you against any wall he can before he fucks you.

M- Motivation: what turns them on/gets them going

you

N- No: something they wouldn’t do

Myles isn’t into the idea of doing in a public area, or even in the car. he wants it to be private with only you around. that means he’s also against the idea of a threesome.

O- Oral: preference in giving/receiving, how good?

he loves both receiving and giving, and that mouth is next level good, whenever he gives you head, you always feel like you’re on cloud nine, no matter how many times he’s given it to you.

P- Pace: are they fast or slow?

Myles will usually start slower, just to get used to the feeling, but then after that, he won’t shy away from speed. however, he will always slow down if you want him to.

Q- Quickies: opinions on them, how often, etc

He’s not a huge fan of them, he wants to be able to fully experience things with you, however, he won’t say no if either of you are extremely desperate.

R- Risk: do they take risks? are they open to experiments?

Myles is open to experimentation, especially when it comes to something such as a new position, however, he’s not the biggest fan of risk-taking. he doesn’t want to risk anything going wrong, which could result in you getting hurt.

S- Stamina: how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

when he’s really into it, Myles can probably go four to five rounds, but most of the time if you do multiple rounds, it often only two. 

T-Toys: do they have any? do they use them?

you and Myles don’t own many toys, however, the ones you do have, he may get you to use to tease you. he doesn’t use many for himself though, as he prefers you to any other toys.

U- Unfair: their thoughts on teasing

Myles absolutely loves to tease you, and will do it every chance he gets. whether it be holding it out, or not letting you release straight away, he loves teasing you.

V- Volume: how loud they are/ what sounds

Myles isn’t super loud, however, he doesn’t suppress his noises either. He tends to let out more muffled moans, and the occasional growl like noise if you do something that really turns him on.

W- Wild card: random headcannon

there was this time you made him come in under thirty seconds, when you and him had been away for a couple months due to him being away on tour, but you gave him a blowjob when you finally could, and he was so worked up he released almost instantly.

X- X-ray: whats under the clothes

Myles isn’t huge, but he definitely has enough. He’s probably around 6-7 inches, which is the perfect amount for you.

Y- Yearning: how high is their sex drive?

usually, he can contain it when he needs to, but he always has a high sex drive around you. no matter what you’re doing or what you’re wearing, he’s just obsessed with you, and would take you any second of the day.

Z- zzz: how quickly they fall sleep after

Myles will always wait until you’re okay and relaxed before falling asleep himself, but he usually falls asleep about ten to fifteen minutes after you.

james hetfield one coming soonnnn

Myles Kennedy's L'Oreal shampoo commercial

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𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕

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you sleeping on top of myles as he talks to you in your sleep (myles pov)

the only sound in the room was her soft breathing as she slept. it was one of my favourite sounds in the world. 

I held my arms around her as she lay on top of me, in a deep and peaceful sleep. she looked so relaxed, and I couldn't help but admire her.

“you're so gorgeous when you sleep darling,” my voice was barely a whisper, not wanting to wake her, but I needed to say it. regardless of whether or not she could hear me, I was going to tell her.

I gently stroked her hair as she slept, feeling the soft strands between my fingers. she was always so beautiful, but especially when she slept. 

“I love you so much baby, so so much,” I continued to softly and quietly talk to her in her sleep, not expecting an answer, but still talking anyway. 

whenever she fell asleep on me, my eyes never left her. she was my everything, and I couldn't bring myself to look away, even for a second. her breathing filled the room, it being in slow and even breaths, and a small smile crept onto my face.

“you're so beautiful love, i love it when you sleep on top of me,” I continued playing with her hair as she slept, feeling her chest rising and falling against my body, her arms loosely around me. I continued to look down at her, falling more and more in love with her with every second I spent looking at her.

the way her arms felt around my body. the way she always had one leg up when she slept. the way she occasionally mumbled. the way her hair was always perfect and soft. the way her entire body was close to me, not leaving even an inch of space between us. everything about her made me go crazy for her.

“I love you so much darling, so so much. I know you won't hear this right now, but you mean everything to me,” as quiet as my words and voice were, I couldn't have been more honest and true with them. 

I felt her stirring slightly, wondering if she had started to wake up, but when she went still again after a few moments, I knew she was still asleep. I kept stroking her hair and tracing her skin, loving the way it felt under my fingers.

after a few more minutes, she stirred again, and I continued to look down at her as she slowly opened her eyes, looking up at me.

“you have a good sleep love?”

That awkward interview where Myles talks about ear plugs as "Sonic condoms" and immediately regrets his choice of words