My Therapist Just Told Me My Problem Is That I Need To Write More Fanfiction.

Math is wonderful for making points. 😉

This is the only time i give a shit about math

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

“Okay, let’s do the interview with the vampire thing” “Jesus, is that really necessary?” “What about sunlight?” “Not funny, but it’s okay” “No bursting up in flames?” “No.” “No sparkling?” “No!” “Okay, no sparkling boyfriend.” “Did you just say boyfriend?” “I also said sparkling. Like a fairy. Or a leprechaun in your case.”

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

nobody:

also my gallery:

Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

They are mike and will 😭💙💛

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

This whole scenario is so funny to me– Like imagine getting outted by yourself from the future. 🤣💥💪💘

BASED ON THIS AMAZING TWEET