It’s A Real Shame Mcgonagall And Snape Didn’t Get Along Better In This Series Because Honestly Them

“Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-”

You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth! The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

I need this!!🤤

i wish you would write a fic where jack and mac go on a cruise together and shenanigans ensue

If I wrote this… this is what I would write:

The Phoenix Foundation agrees to help another agency out by sending in some agents undercover onto a cruise ship. Jack’s like, ooh, yeah, first mission back… until Desi unthinkingly jokes about how she and Mac hooked up the last time they used their covers as a couple. Things get awkward because: 1) there’s been this unspoken but heavy *something* between Mac and Jack ever since Jack got back, he’s started to let himself get excited about it, and now he thinks he maybe he’s just been imagining it; 2) Desi had thought that Mac had told Jack about the hot mess that had been their ill-fated hook-up and is PISSED at herself for potentially messing up Mac pursuing Jack the way she’s been encouraging him to; 3) for this reason, Desi has vowed to pursue Jack FOR Mac and get them together, and Mac is sure that this is A Very Bad Idea. (Desi is many wonderful things, but a likely matchmaker isn’t one of them.)

Meanwhile, Mac is more determined than ever to tell Jack how he really feels. But the agency they’re helping? Is Sarah’s agency. She and Jack will be posing as a couple at the same time as Mac and Desi. And Sarah and her husband have recently separated… So that’s not a nerve-wracking turn of events for Mac. At all.

Cue a variety of awkward interactions, misunderstandings, compromising positions, and probably some outsider POVs of people trying to figure out who among the four of them is cheating with who.

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

Haha

Caitlin: *hugs Harry from behind*

Harry: uh…hi?

Caitlin: Mine.

Omg this is killing me it’s so cute

OMG! Yes!😍

Nick Stokes in CSI, episode 405 (for @nevcolleil)