The Good News Is That You Won’t Even Remember That You’re Dying

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

sambucky isn’t happening but they still gave them more chemistry than any straight couple

Greasy era Bucky you are so loved

amar enjoying the spring weather

I have an irl who knows me on here(if you’re seeing this hi queen) and I don’t think I can ever get on his nerves again bc he’ll pull up my posts and it’ll be really embarrassing

do you ever think about how bucky flew across the country because sam was sad? isn’t that crazy? isn’t that nuts?

I don’t really like Tony and I think it’s really funny that my leftist dislike for billionaires has carried over into the mcu

thunderbolts* was so awesome. we watched yelena belova blow up a building in the first like ten minutes. we watched ava starr kill a woman and then tsundere her way into saving her new friends twice. we watched alexei shostakov flirt with bucky barnes so heavily that sam felt it from across the world and instantly divorced him. we watched john walker develop self-awareness in real time and fight it the whole way. we put the main cast into the torment nexus for a few hours. and the lesson we learned? you can't run from bipolar disorder, but the power of friendship is still supreme.

Hyperfixations are so embarrassing bc yes this is the straightest franchise ever. And ya, I actually do think that two of the main characters are gay.

I scrolled through all of Seth’s ama answers just to see this in person. I feel like a detective, an explorer some would say