if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever
2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”
2014 sam:
2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?
2024 sam: congress
disco elysium, i saw the tv glow, blessed are the mosquitos by diedrick brackens, i saw the tv glow, drunk drivers / killer whales by car seat headrest, vewn, dirtghoul, 8-bitfiction, venuscentipede, handbitten & cosmic hero by car seat headrest, gethsemane by car seat headrest, i saw the tv glow, iwishidstayedtoo
guys guys guys hear me out ok Sam and Bucky live together and adopt a cat in the mcu and that’s how Alpine becomes a character
I fear the brainrot has spread to the rest of the body 😔
bald Sebastian??!???!?
It’s ok to miss Steve and even prefer him but literally just don’t be racist about it why is this such a hard concept to get😭
remembering an interaction you had with The Character or their actor long before your obsession is really funny. like i remember years ago people were fan casting Sebastian Stan as young(er) Luke Skywalker in the shows after the deep fake in the mandalorian looked so bad. and all the way back then i was like "who is that? oh the winter soldier guy. yeah i can see it" cut to now where my pinterest and youtube notifications are 80% bucky content and im seeing thunderbolts again in a couple days and he's my gender envy/inspo like. damn. i had no idea.
what's wrong with him
so. who’s gonna do it. who’s gonna be the first to write the fic with bob and yelena crawling around in the vents and alexei eating pop tarts and walker and ava fighting about what they’re watching for movie night
how many aura points did i lose talking to my crush abt sambucky and tfatws 💔
world order so messed up i’m back in my 2010s snl era. give me every piece of stefon and seth meyers content you’ve got