Why Is This Not FLOODING My Feed?!

probably not a great sign for capitalist hegemony when even the facebook crowd can't take this seriously

Coming to tumblr late in life is kinda like jumping into a tv series midway through the tenth season and letting your friends fill you in on the lore. What do you mean you used to be able to edit other people’s posts?

"Did you hear about what [insert celebrity] did -"

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Sorry you thought that the money in your pocket you got from letting people die would protect you from a bullet exiting a chamber.

Welcome to America.

Findings located, it's cold and there are cats, join us in the fey forest

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

eminem = wise elf king

slim shady = dark elf form after succumbing to corruption