Sorry, But I'm Choosing To Be A Menace, I Refuse To Communicate Irl, This Is Getting Reblogged Again

Jumping spider mimic planthoppers in the genus Rhotana

Photo 1 by tenebrionidfan, 2 by gancw1, 3 by budak, and 4 by deeqld

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader moving to Gotham and getting mentally adopted by two lesbian criminals and a gaining a sexy cat-burglar-lady wine aunt.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I don’t know if this is what God intended for me, but who am I to question his will.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader getting viscously hunted down by Gotham’s Bat Pack after only some playfully flirting.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I am now questioning! WTF, God?!

A/N: This was dumb, but my sense of humor is trash.

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

that’s how you write a headline

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”