crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
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i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”
A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.
First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.
"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."
how i look at my screen after y/n just got called kitten/puppy/bunny
for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet
"bUt hE hAd a fAmILY"
so does my goddamn sister born with a mental disability, chronic pain, heart problems, and a possibility for spinal problems when she gets older when our insurance got cancelled so we couldn't afford physical, occupational, and/or speech therapy.
So does my other younger sister, with a number severe allergies and asthma, needing an epipen but us being unable to afford it.
so you can fuck right off with that
hi everyone i pay for tumblr premium and they give you a monthly free blaze post and last time i blazed my favourite colour and i received hate anons for days so im doing another one. this is also my fave! please feel free to send your fave colours and ill blaze them next month so you can receive your own death threats!
“I feel bad for his kids.” I don’t. They’re gonna get the best therapy money can buy. They’re gonna have nannies to take care of them. And once they become adults they’ll get enough money to set them up for life.
My mom died when I was a kid and my dad had to take care of us by himself on artist wages. If you’re struggling to make rent with your commissions, imagine trying to support two kids on top of that while trying to deal with the deaths of your wife and your father within a month of each other.
So yeah. I don’t feel bad for any of his family. They’ll do fine without him. They’ve got the money for it.
A road sign flashed this on a highway in Seattle days after the shooting death of the UnitedHealthcare CEO
📸: KOMO
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