Crunchy Preview On Agents So Far \o/

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

Some Sosage everyone

ah, my old enemy-

waking up early.

Neon with blue strat

go home

i think about them a lot what else can i say

Yokye week #4. Lost and found.

I kind of rushed this one out, so the drawing quality is terrible. My bad.

That’s how everyone in the protocol knows about yokye except for Brim.

Hang out with Sage