Neon: If I Shot Chamber By "accident", Where Should I Put His Body?

I redrew the panel where Brim reads Yoru’s poetry about Skye to the protocol. It was a bit messy in the original, so here we are.

To summarize;

Breach, Fade and Kayo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

Killjoy and Astra: :0

Jett, Phoenix, Chamber, and Raze: Haha get rekt scrub nice poetry

Viper and Brimstone: Those are some… interesting words.

Sage and Omen: *look of utter disappointment*

Sova: What rhymes with flashbang and you do in bed?

Reyna: Do not corrupt the child

Neon: ;3

Cypher: Finally, something interesting

Skye:

Oh, and the poem went

“You talk to animals with such a gentle croon. When I hear it, I swoon.

You light up my world like a flashbang. I’ll teleport to your bed if you wanna-“

Headcanon number 724898

Cypher frequently asks Breach to bring chocolate from his homecountry when he visits there and Breach doesn’t initially like to entertain the man but with enough money given to him he buys him a couple of famous and delicious chocolate bars

But Cypher is KNOWN to hate chocolate, no matter the flavor its too sweet for his tastes, then why does he order chocolate all the way from Sweden? because one little engineer just LOVES it

Whenever Killjoy is in the mood for talking or complaining or just tinkering her gadgets outside of her lab (which is still the superior lab, with a 3d printer, she insists when compared to Cyphers tinyass room) she just passes by Cyphers lab. And he knows if she is around esp at a late hour she will stay there for a looooong time

So when they are either working or talking, he brings out the chocolate bar(s) with a glass of milk ,from his minifridge under the table, for her and brings a cup of tea for himself. She just digs that, late night snacks because who cares about calories, Sweden choco might not be as delicious as Belgium or Swedish ones but hey she likes it either way and Cypher truly enjoys her company while drinking his tea and listening to her

one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

JETT….

now im thinking about an au where kay/o has a horrible terrible no good bad day because for some mysterious plot reason he gets blasted with a ✨become a human✨ ray and he's like.

what.

you turned me into a human.

and whoever was responsible for it is like,,,, ahaha,,, uh,,,,

(they do not mention how his heart and blood glow very faintly)

so he's like 'how am i supposed to use my gear now' and makes a throwing knife motion, and the zero/point knife appears and thunks solidly into the floor and suppresses everyone in the room and he stares at it for a solid 20 seconds, and then he's like

you turned me into a RADIANT

anyway he has a small crisis and at some point considers engaging his destroyed-body backup routine to restore the last saved backup of... himself? kay/o? before... this. happened. and destroying the... biological form. because it's not meant to be like that. it's not right. it's not. he can't be.

he doesn't end up doing it but he does spend a lot of time looking very forlorn and lost

more excitingly, he gets to experience scent and taste for the first time EVER because he didn't have any form of olfactory sensors as a robot. he tries everyone's comfort foods. he learns to cook while he can scent things. he hangs out in the garden for a while. he has fancy tea and coffee and hot chocolate.

he pets the fluffy blankets the other agents swear by just to see what they're all on about. he does some exercise and is rather perplexed yet unsurprised by how his legs burn when he runs his usual distance. he burns his hands a few times because he forgets he isn't immune to temperatures. he spends really long in the shower wondering why it feels especially soothing, when it's just warm water.

there is a short discussion with reyna about whether killing him and, if possible, repeating the humanizing process would create a soul. they do not explore this. he does not want to die.

neon gets to be the bigger friend for once (not literally he is still as tall as ever) and help him acclimatize to the whole human thing while killjoy is making a reversal solution, and probably struggling a bit because 10/10 'become a human' is definitely some whackadoodle borderline magic thing

he has a very awkward talk with sova, who he trusts to tell him awkward things

omen pushes a huge sweater into his hands that he'd been working on for a while but never really had the opportunity to give. this is nice, as he'd been going around in some of brim's bigger wardrobe pieces like flimsy crop tops. he also gives him a plushie. he's very confused by this but appreciates it, and absolutely cannot stop petting it absentmindedly if he's got it nearby.

hide and seek

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

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Finally hit gold 2 after starting out in iron a whole two years ago let's fucking gooooooo

Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias once again

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