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Yokye week #6. Apocalypse.

This is no longer a valorant blog. Instead it will be focused on my post apocalyptic new OCs; Sister of wind, Sister of agony, Brother of war, and Chairbrother.

I can’t believe I missed an opportunity to call Phoenix “stepbro” instead of “chairbrother”.

valorant unfortunate moments compilation

Theory: Young Sova Was Chaotic AF

I have this theory that Sova was spoiled by his grandma growing up (bc what grandma doesn’t spoil their grandkids) and had a major rebellious teenage phase

Was a real headache to raise during this phase but got away with it bc his babushka was respected in the military (Imma connect this to that hc i saw somewhere before where his babushka was military and taught him archery)

He and his friends prolly pulled absolute stupid pranks on each other, sometimes using scraps of bullets, shells, and other shit they’d pick up from the nearby military base in Severomorsk

But he got humbled around his early 20s when he’s already in the navy and is now such a soft loving wholesome boy especially towards his babushka

That’s not to say he and his cadet friends were always on their best behavior either

But instead of being the fire starter, he’s the camera guy in every shenanigan (having a camera out in the field so often may have started his knack for intel gathering, drone piloting, and nature photography)

Reference for military shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovfIlgiAw

(I just play the vid like I’m fiddling with Sova’s old files and every time the camera guy cackles, I imagine it’s Sova)

Would kinda explain why this guy’s so calm in the VP, man’s prolly almost done it all

Also puts some extra meaning behind Chamber’s line: “Sova, now here is a man of principle! But you have broken rules before, yes? Ah, of course you have.”

POV: You’re Viper

Guess who dialogue credit goes to;

a. @hvstias

b. Your mom

c. Lord Farquaad

d. The Spanish Inquisition

Good thing alright

"Only five of them? Pity, I brought enough poison for fifty. You can't say I'm not prepared."

"Okay, I only have, like, seventy eight grenades left...hopefully that's enough"

Just Sage being clingy

Chamber is so… slimy. That awful voice. Dripping with honey, but smelling like vinegar.

Reyna: If you ever want to get out there and fight Radiants, you need to stop all… this.

Neon: But you just pointed to all of me!

Reyna: Yes, that’s it! Stop being all of you.

(Source: How to Train Your Dragon)