idk if its just me but i just think viper genuinely cares about other agents behind that cold facade (e. g. her voicemail about sova) and seeing them suffer by someone else's hand? it will not do. her parent mode gets activated with Fade's entrance lol
Yokye week #4. Lost and found.
I kind of rushed this one out, so the drawing quality is terrible. My bad.
That’s how everyone in the protocol knows about yokye except for Brim.
May I present to you:
Cypher but with a comically wide-brimmed hat
the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo
would not want to be a recipient of la chancla
random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness
killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent
breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)
fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game
yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)
raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol
viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it
reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers
viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now
jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)
chamber knows how to make amazing pastries
astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored
phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them
raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords
neon still doesn't like fade's prowler
brimstone is a bbq master
sova has joint pain like every archer in existence
sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE
she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao
sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ
kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy
random valo hcs
neon has an extremely loud laugh. the duelists will be chilling in the living room in silence when neon will burst out scream-laughing because of a meme on her phone and scare everyone
much like how sova doesnt like cypher because of how secretive he is, he does not like chamber one bit like at all :/
jett and astra are the type of ppl to hit/swat people while they’re laughing. one time phoenix made jett laugh so hard she punched his arm and accidentally gave him a bruise
jett and phoenix are the closest to each other out of all the agents. platonic or not they love each other a lot and they can talk for hours about nothing and if one of them had a bad mission or a bad day, they spend the night cuddling. a lot of the times they dont talk about it. they just hug it out.
when raze is sad she gets really quiet, which makes everyone notice and everyone will do their best to cheer her up because it’s super upsetting to see raze upset :(((
when neon was first recruited and sent out on her first mission, (which was a success) she burst out crying due to the stress on the plane ride home :( sage was there to comfort her tho
reyna has soft spot for omen. she pities how he struggles to keep himself together (literally) so she’s not as harsh to him as she is to the other agents
astra is a very affectionate person. she gives forehead kisses a lot :] no one, not even viper or reyna object because astra’s genuinely so sweet and it’s nice to get a kiss from her. one time sova and astra were on a successful mission together and astra was like YAAAAY and just hugged him and kissed his cheek. sova was like oh ok ig this is happening now lmao
whenever someone’s having a really rough day omen will knit them something. maybe it’s a sweater or a scarf but he will notice and shove it in your arms and scuttle away. it’s his way of showing he cares:’)))) he worked on a small teddy bear for raze for weeks.
yoru has horrendous bed hair lmao one time he fell asleep on the couch and everyone took pictures for blackmail
one time phoenix tried to give kayo a high five. phoenix then broke his hand.
jett and brimstone are absolutely horrendous at video games. killjoy makes fun of them for this :’) jett rages while brim’s just extremely confused the entire time
the no fraternization rule is never followed. like ever. brim tried to lecture them ONCE about it but it was super awkward and he never tried to bother again.
Cypher Art Week Day 2: Workout!
I'm sure he tries to keep up with his fellow teammates, but his playstyle is a bit more static than... some other's... Ahh, it's hard to keep up with those youngsters
no, we're not getting the png bc I'm too lazy to open my computer and get it.
hi tumblr!! Here's a sketch of one of my favorite agents, astra.
thinking about kay/o and neon going out to buy stuff
neon zips around to grab everything on their shopping list real fast and kay/o carries the bags of groceries, spare parts, clothes, a masquerade mask (white with purple feather)- who added THAT to the list?- fancy tea and normal coffee..
it works out, they're a thousand times more time-efficient than everyone else at this chore, neon doesn't have to carry anything, just yoink stuff and cop a shoulder-ride with charging cable in hand, kay/o doesn't have to pick out any small crushable items and can divert extra power to holding everything without worrying about charge
I redrew the panel where Brim reads Yoru’s poetry about Skye to the protocol. It was a bit messy in the original, so here we are.
To summarize;
Breach, Fade and Kayo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.
Killjoy and Astra: :0
Jett, Phoenix, Chamber, and Raze: Haha get rekt scrub nice poetry
Viper and Brimstone: Those are some… interesting words.
Sage and Omen: *look of utter disappointment*
Sova: What rhymes with flashbang and you do in bed?
Reyna: Do not corrupt the child
Neon: ;3
Cypher: Finally, something interesting
Skye:
Oh, and the poem went
“You talk to animals with such a gentle croon. When I hear it, I swoon.
You light up my world like a flashbang. I’ll teleport to your bed if you wanna-“
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
194 posts