and I’m somehow both of them.
odysseus’s ultimate dream is to hand the work over to his very capable wife who was the only backbone of ithaca for the past 20 years and become a househusband who drinks wine and watches soap operas everyday
modern au where odysseus got drafted lmao
Every time maul pops up in a new piece of Star Wars media, I can’t help but find it just a tad bit hilarious. Like, yes, go forth my pathetic little Shakespearean murderer and cause chaos while serving absolute looks
happy birthday juice!
Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!
Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice
it was torture
If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.
guys holy crap look what I just found
THE FREAKING TRANSITION IM ON THE FLOOR
so, here’s how the show works I give you a dumb rule that humans follow, and then I sometimes rant about it.
Eye contact.
Dear power why? Why do we have to look at peoples eyes? They’re gross they’re slimy I don’t wanna look at them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk about why eyes are gross. (Funny, I’ll willingly dissect a cows eye with joy but the moment I have to look at a human eye, I will freak out.)
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”