OKAY, Fine. Here's My Telemachus Design...

OKAY, fine. Here's my Telemachus design...

OKAY, Fine. Here's My Telemachus Design...

This is what he'd look like with brown hair:

OKAY, Fine. Here's My Telemachus Design...

Also, my followers for the past few weeks:

"WIFE HIM UPPPP"

OKAY, Fine. Here's My Telemachus Design...

:p

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2 months ago
Can You Two Just Try To Kill Each Other Normally For Once

can you two just try to kill each other normally for once


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2 months ago

Sebastian: Bitch, what's for dinner?

Farmer: ...grilled cheese

Sebastian: ...

Sebastian: If you ever let me talk to you like that, you better smack the shit outta me.


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2 months ago
[start ID: A Stardew Valley farmer profile for my farmer Samuel Izawa and a little bit of Shane because I love him. Each piece of info is in their own boxes overlaid over a screenshot of the game in fall.   First main box has a drawing of Samuel and Shane holding hands. Samuel’s gesturing towards Shane while looking at the viewer and saying, “This is the hottest man alive.” Shane’s smiling and blushing and has one hand on his face in embarrassment as he says, “Sh-shut up, dork…” There’s a little black and yellow junimo standing at their feet facepalming and saying, “freakin’ hell why are they like this.” There’s little boxes containing info scattered around the drawing for each character. Samuel’s says, “Samuel Izawa. He/They. Age: 28. Height: 5 feet 6 inches. Japanese Okinawan.” Shane’s says, “Shane Finch. He/Him. Age: 29. Height: 5 feet 1 inch. Korean/Caucasian.” The junimo’s says, “Yo-Yo. He/It/Any. Age: ???.”   Second main box has the in-game profile picture/sprite of Samuel and info saying their farm is called “Maehama Farm” and produces flowers, honey, fruit, milk, and eggs.  Third box contains Samuel’s bio, which says, “Died in our world, woke up in a Joja cubicle. Has never played Stardew Valley before, so he’s winging it on whatever vague knowledge he has and what Yo-Yo tells him. They’re an awkward, cheesy, anxiety-ridden, tired nerd who just wants to cuddle their cows and feel like it’s okay for him to just exist.”   Fourth box gives more info on Yo-Yo the junimo with a drawing of him lying on his side propping his upper half up with an arm like he’s posing for a photo shoot. The text says, “Yo-Yo’s deep lore: He’s like a magical girl mentor mascot but if they swore a lot and sounded like Danny DeVito. Yo-Yo’s a nickname. Its real name is Yoba.”   Fifth box just has two headshot drawings of Samuel showing how he has an intimidating resting face if he isn’t aware of anybody looking at him, but when he does notice he is all bright smiles to hide the sad. :end ID]
[start ID: Text and three simple drawings providing extra info on Yo-Yo the Junimo. The upper half of the image has text boxes that say, “More Yo-Yo deets: 1. Samuel is in a magical girl-esque contract with Yo-Yo in which he has to fight monsters and stuff. In return, Yo-Yo gives him special powers (AKA access to some game features and cheats). 2. This isn’t Yo-Yo’s true form. It just enjoys being a little guy. 3. Implies that he’s the one who brought Samuel into the game, but has never outright admitted it.”  First drawing: Yo-Yo is got his arms raised in disbelief, an eyebrow raised, as he says, “it’s ME, Yoba! y’know—like from DA BIBLE????” There’s a little doodle of Samuel in the corner looking confused and going, “uhhh.”  Second drawing: First part shows a close up of a book Samuel’s holding in their hands. The cover says, “So Your Ass Got Isekai’d. By Yoba.” Second part shows Samuel looking disheveled and staring down at the book with scrunched eyebrows. Yo-Yo is on his shoulder, leaning casually against his cheek, saying, “yea I dabble in a bit of writing.”  Third drawing shows how Shane first meets Yo-Yo. Shane is in bed and was apparently fast asleep when he was abruptly awakened by Yo-Yo grabbing his face and yelling, “WAKE UP your boyfriend is in MORTAL PERIL!!!” Shane looks properly shocked and is yelling, “WHAT THE F—“ :end ID]
[start ID: A dramatic edgy drawing of Samuel in mainly black/white/gray because I thought it’d be fun to do. It starts with white text at the top of the image showing a conversation between two unidentified people. The first person says, “So what do you think about the new farmer?” The second says, “The farmer? I’m not sure…”  Below the text is Samuel in the mines, back facing the viewer, but his head turned enough to show one glowing yellow eye staring at the viewer. One hand is dragging a sword behind him coated in monster blood. The other hand is resting on a glitched out Stardew Valley inventory screen with multiple coding text boxes also glitching out behind it. Yo-Yo is peering at the viewer over Samuel’s shoulder, eyes also glowing yellow ominously. There’s text at the very bottom of the image that says, “There’s just something about them.” :end ID]

my stardew valley farmer profile. i probably put way more effort and time into this than i should’ve. :’)

i just had too many ideas ok!!! i’m obsessed!!!!


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3 weeks ago

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

If you want to see my general info (and also which tags to look at my other art, click here)

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR is a self indulgent TOTK AU where Link and Zelda traverse the wild lands of Hyrule together. There are ruins to be discovered and monsters to be eaten.

This project is a linktober challenge that will extend past the month of october. Please be patient with me as this is entirely being funded by a hyperfixation and the support of beloved patreon backers (ty patreon backers). Pls note fanart, fanfics, and spinoffs are perfectly fine as long as credit is due!

Chronological Order (updating as we go!)

1. Blood Moons and Headaches

2. Basement Adventures

3. Basement’s Adventures Haunted

4. Basement’s Extra Haunted

5. Lost (and found)

6. World’s Endin, Purah’s Stressin

7. Concern about Death Mountain

8. Goron City and Yunobo

9. Death Mountain vs Oversized Railgun

10. The Sage of Fire

11. Interlude

12. Goodbye Eldin!

13. Rained In

14. Skyview Towers

15. Close Call

16. Welcome To The Swamp

17. A Guide Named Yona

18. Sidon’s No Good Very Bad Two Months

19. Authority Issues

20. Lab in the Sky

21. The Water Sage

22. Reprise

23. Century Idol

24. Safe Travels

25. It’s Free Transportation

26. Song of Perseverance

27. Crack in the Maze

28. Looking for Lunch

29. Pirates, in MY Hyrule?

30. Ghost Ships

31. Great Fairy Cotera

32. Arm Collection

33. Mushrooms and Cheese

34. Three Headed Public Menace

35. Back into the Basement

36. Spider Jumpscare

37. It’s Free Spine Residue

38. Song of War

39. Wet Sand

40. Fight or Flight

41. Flooded Desert

42. Gut Conductor

43. Riju’s Bug Zapper 9000

44. The Shroud Bringer

45. Weight of Responsibility

46. Ghost Nap

47. Restless Dead

48. Lightning Sage

49. Surcease

50. Kept Promise

EXTRAS:

- Link and Zelda Reference

- Spotify

- Oneshot ficlets

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

(EDIT; Due to work and bills, Familiar Familiar will be returning June, just to give me some breathing room! Sorry for the wait)


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2 months ago
Gonna Start Slowly Reposting Some Old Stuff On This Blog To Have A More-less Complete Archive Of My Works

gonna start slowly reposting some old stuff on this blog to have a more-less complete archive of my works somewhere haha

some of the timy herms from last year!!!


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2 months ago
Dream Sequence
Dream Sequence
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Dream Sequence

A Charmes Reincarnation AU. Had some strong feelings about them meeting again in a modern lifetime <3


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3 months ago
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From
I Have Fully Reworked And Redesigned My Apollo Timeline!! These Designs Are Meant To Depict Apollo From

I have fully reworked and redesigned my Apollo timeline!! These designs are meant to depict Apollo from 2591 B.C.E all the way to 392 C.E., so a good 2,983 years of life lol. A lot of things have changed from my first and second versions of this timeline (which you can see here and here if you're interested) so I'm just gonna rewrite the whole things here for y'all to read and enjoy! (Also disclaimer as always I am not a mythology expert, and I am taking some liberties with dates and time periods so sorry if anything seems off!)

Baby: 2591 B.C.E

Apollo is born. That's pretty much all that happens here.

Fighting Python/Exile: 2591-2582 B.C.E.

Right after being born, Apollo goes off to fight Python. After this, he is exiled from Olympus for nine years due to his crime of committing murder. During those nine years, he spends most of his time as either a shepherd or a traveling musician, and observes mortals and their ways of life a lot.

Pre-First Punishment: 2582-2300 B.C.E.

After his exile, Apollo is allowed to ascend to Olympus. He takes on a form that is extremely similar to the mortals he's been living amongst for the past nine years. As the youngest member of the Olympian Council, Apollo is slightly naive, but desperate to prove himself to the rest of his family. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Apollo finds and mentors Chiron 2. Artemis and Apollo successfully convince their father to release Prometheus from his punishment. 3. Periphas, a king of Attica and priest of Apollo, was so beloved by his people that they honored him above Zeus. This angered Zeus, and he sword he would strike Periphas down and burn his home to the ground. However, Apollo begged Zeus to spare Periphas' life, and Zeus acquiesced. Instead, Zeus turned Periphas into an eagle, the same eagle that now rests on the top of his sacred sceptre.

Post-First Punishment (Troy): 2300-1250 B.C.E.

Back from his time as a mortal, Apollo is now the patron god of the city of Troy. He is extremely attached to his people, and has taken on a lot of their fashions and customs. He is a bit more reserved on Olympus because of the punishment, but he is still young and sure of himself, and is often one of the most active gods on the council. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Hermes is born. 2. The music duel with Marsyas occurs, and he is flayn. 3. Lots of cities are founded on the west coast of Ionia (Modern day Türkiye), many with myths surrounding Apollo. The city of Miletus was founded and named after a son of Apollo. Klazomenai claimed Apollo as their principal god. The city of Colophon becomes the seat of the Oracle of Apollo Clarius, and one of his sons, named Mopsus, lives there. Erythraea is also connected to Apollo's oracle, as it is the birthplace of Herophile. Once you add Troy to the mix, it seems as if Apollo just did a tour of Ionia and set up a bunch of towns along the way, which I think is pretty cool. 4. The seven against Thebes make their march to restore Polynices, Oedipus' son, to the throne. One of the seven, Amphiaraus, was a seer and favored by Apollo (and sometimes his son!). Amphiaraus was fated to die in battle, but Apollo found multiple ways to stretch out his final moments. He redirected attacks so that Amphiaraus was not harmed, and when the man's charioteer was killed, Apollo took the reins himself. When Amphiaraus finally passed on, Apollo wept over his corpse and let him be consumed by the earth, creating an Oracle at that spot.

Asclepius: 1250-1210 B.C.E.

Asclepius is born and Apollo keeps the same look throughout his entire life! Apollo doesn't have much to do with it, but the Argonauts set sail during this time.

Stealing the bolt/Killing the Cyclops: 1210 B.C.E.

This design only lasts a couple of weeks. In his grief, Apollo loses himself.

Second Punishment 1210 B.C.E

Apollo is given to Admetus as a servant for several months. The punishment doesn't last long, but Apollo's time with Admetus is essential in his journey to heal from Asclepius' death.

Trojan War: 1194-1184 B.C.E.

The Trojan War breaks out less than 20 years after Asclepius' death, bringing ruins and carnage with it. Apollo fulfills his duty as the patron god of the city, and viciously protects Troy from the attacks of other Olympians.

Post-Trojan: 1184-940 B.C.E.

The war was lost, and Troy was sacked. In the time following this, Apollo distances himself from mortals, desperate to escape the pain and grief of the last 70 years. This period of his life ends with the myth of Daphne. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Dionysus is born 2. Apollo saves Hemithea and her sister Parthenos and makes them immortal. 3. Apollo's oldest known temple is built in Thebes.

Daphne and Hyacinthus 940-776 B.C.E.

After the death of Daphne, Apollo is devastated. While he had been avoiding the mortal realm before, now he became increasingly uncomfortable on Olympus. He stayed in the mortal realm often, building up his reputation and setting up his popularity in Ancient Greece proper, which was just breaking out of the Dark Ages. Near the end of this period, he loves and loses Hyacinthus. Myths that occur during this time: 1. The cult of Apollo from Crete brings his worship to Delphi officially, and his temple is built at the site. 2. Apollo's music duel with Pan occurs.

“Main” Apollo 776-500 B.C.E.

Starting with the first Olympic games, This period is defined by glory and worship. Apollo's popularity in Greece increases exponentially, and this is only added to once he takes the reins of the sun chariot. He meddles in mortal affairs often during this time, growing into the persona we see of him today. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Niobe's kids are killed 2. Apollo falls in love with Cyrene, and gives her a city. 3. Tarquin purchases the Sibylline books. Sometime before this, Apollo curses the Sibyl of Cumae. 4. The Pythagorean cult is established, a group that religiously followed the teachings of Pythagoras. Alongside this, they mainly worshiped Apollo at Delphi. They used math to break down music, and believed "the universe as a whole was composed of harmony and numbers". 5. Phorbas, who is either a savage king of Elis or a giant, preys on travelers on the pilgrimage to Delphi. To put a stop to this, Apollo challenges the man to a boxing match, and kills him during the fight. Another Phorbas, this one hailing from Rhodes, is often confounded with this one. Apollo dated the second Phorbas, so I bet this was very confusing for a lot of poor Greeks. 6. The city of Megara fought for independence from Corinth, and claimed Apollo as their patron god.

"Classical" Apollo 500-300 B.C.E.

As Ancient Greece moves into it's classical age, and the height of it's glory, Apollo's worship continues to grow. In the 400's, Pericles and the architects of the Acropolis in Athens used the money held by the Delian league (An allied group of islands in the Cyclades, lead by Delos) to create their temple to Athena, which held the Athena Parthenos. This, alongside many other ways in which Athens attempted to take control of the rest of Greece, caused tension in both the mortal world and Olympus. Apollo begins to see cracks in the foundations of Greece, but can not do much about it at the time. Myths that occur during this time: 1. The Peloponnesian war breaks out. It lasts 27 years, with Sparta claiming victory over Athens in the end. Olympus continues to degrade as Athena and Ares spar. 2. Shortly after this, the Theban War starts. Sparta had won the Peloponnesian war and taken Athens place as the head of Ancient Greece, but many city-states took issue with this. Both Corinth and Thebes waged war against Sparta, with Thebes being victorious in this struggle. Thebes was Dionysus' city, and Corinth, Poseidon's. The Olympian council continues to splinter. 3. Apollo's first temple in Rome is built. The Temple of Apollo Medicus was constructed outside of the religious boundary in Rome, as Apollo was still seen as a foreign deity at this time, and so his worship was not permitted in the city proper.

Late Greece (300-146 B.C.E)

Greece is falling apart at the seams, with civil wars breaking out all over the region. Rome is growing stronger to the west, and eventually takes over Greece completely at the end of this period. Apollo attempts to ignore the signs of failure, keeping up a relaxed, even as the war begins to devour Greece entirely. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Dionysus journeys to India 2. Trophonius and Agamethus are killed.

Fall of Greece: 146-32 B.C.E.

Olympus falls, and will not come back together for a while yet. With each deity lost and unfocused, they all have to find their own way back to their former glory. Apollo is one of the last to return to the council, spending centuries wandering the ruins of Greece, burying his people and mourning the culture that had been lost. It is not until Augustus brings his worship to Rome that Apollo returns to Mount Olympus.

Rome 32 B.C.E.- 140 C.E.

Apollo is now one of the chief gods in Rome. Even though he is at the same level of power and popularity that he had during the height of Greece, it doesn't feel the same. Apollo drifts, going through the motions with very little passion behind it. It takes some time for him to warm up to his new civilization, which leads to:

Late Rome 140 C.E.- 392 C.E.

As Rome continues to grow and prosper, Apollo begins to grow fond of it's people. He interacts with them far more, and begins to once again meddle in their affairs, especially when it comes to the various emperors that ruled the nation. This trend continues until the eventual end of pagan worship in Rome. Myths that occur during this time: 1. Apollo meets, falls in love with, and eventually kills Commodus. 2. The Bacchanalia, which was a private cult festival of the Dionysian cult of Liber that was full of drinking and mingling of all social classes, becomes popular. This festival is obviously associated with Bacchus first and foremost, but there was a common rumour amongst members of the cult that you could meet Apollo at these celebrations.

And that's the whole thing! Hope you all enjoyed, this took a lot of time and research lol.


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Soft Lead

Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.

Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.

https://gumroad.com/aluhnim


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