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Thanks for the tag!

I LOVEEE MOVIES this was hard

All of them start with T’s LMAO

Taglist!

@rentherainbringer @icumpinkglitterxo @skinomyteethh @ilongfor-the-arts

Rules: List 5 of your favorite films in a poll and have people vote on which is their favorite.

Saw this tag game and wanted to do it myself!

@emometalhead @reefer-keifer @lord-of-the-weird @dreamcastgirl99 @bettergobackoutandfindher @leviathanlazarus @vancruejovi and anyone else who wants to do this!

i know ur prev. motley obsessed but every summer i have a bit of a resurgence with them. so if you still write for them could i maybe request tommy (in all his glorious idiocy) on the 4th of july with an s/o who hates fireworks (bad experiences/memories)? but he’s confused because loud noises are fine and because she loves going to all kinds of concerts and music festivals and stuff and sitting in on their rehearsals. i feel like motley crue are definitely the types of assholes who would light m80s for hours and hours so this came into my head lol

My username used to be motleycrueobsessed

I am still 100% obsessed LMAO

I’ll write this as soon as i have time!!

That’s Kiefer Sutherland, aka my husband ❤️

Have you seen the movie Eye for an Eye (1996)? The bad guy looks a lot like Hetfield I was going crazy the entire time 😩

Even his fits were similar 😭

Looking it up Uh yeah that’s Jamie you cannot convince me otherwise

Location drop i also live in oklahoma

guess which anon i am.. 😭

let me flex i live in oklahoma and i might see glenn townsend sometime soon

Leave your window open tonight… don’t, uh, don’t ask why

Turn around… look at what you seeeeee..

I am your 1000th 🙏🙏

Just thought I’d share my Billy playlist (I have too many but this one is accurate).

I’m sure no one is weird like me, but I was obsessed with getting it accurate. It’s everything he listens to on the show, in order. Based on posters on his wall and Hendrix because Dacre says Billy likes him. Because some of the canon bands Billy listens to are underground and wouldn’t have had radio play I researched what bands would have played in California when Billy lived there and would have gone to see live bands. Punk, glam, and metal obviously I stuck in that genre with a few near the bottom I added for fun.

Just thought I would share if anyone is interested 🤓

would you write amab reader too? i love your fics!

I’ll definitely do AMAB! There aren’t enough AMAB fics out there, especially for rockstars 😭😭

could you do some general headcannons for the lost boys 🥺 like what do those silly vampires get up to in their free time

Hello anon yes i can

The writers block is temporarily gone i think so i’m trying to write as much as i can

SEND ME REQUESTS PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL TRY TO GET TO THEM.

Pairings: David x Reader, Dwayne x Reader, Paul x Reader, Marko x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of Alcohol, Drugs (Weed)

Song suggestion:

Head cannons under the cut!

Masterlist

David:

- David fucking HATES musicals. Can’t stand them.

- However. He does like Grease, but i don’t think you could get him to admit it.

- He does sometimes smoke weed with Paul, especially if he’s super stressed out.

- Is a total softie for cats. If you bring a cat back to the cave and ask if you can keep it, congratulations! You have a new cat.

- Or more like David has a new cat. He will steal it from you.

- Has almost smashed Paul’s guitar, more than once. Wishes he could practice the damn thing without the amp on max.

- Unlike Dwayne, he is a light sleeper. Any noise can wake him up. If he feels there’s even a possibility he, or someone in the gang, or heaven forbid, his mate, was in danger, he is wide awake.

Dwayne:

- Can’t paint or anything, so he has Marko do it for him.

- He made Marko paint the leopard onto his coat. Did not pay him anything.

- Dislikes the taste and smell of weed. Every time Paul smokes, he has to exit the cave otherwise he’ll go mad. The smell makes him so sick.

- That being said, he doesn’t smoke weed. He does however occasionally drink. Big fan of Jack Daniels.

- He gets really clingy to his mate when he’s drunk. It’s really adorable.

- This man sleeps like a damn log. You better hope there isn’t an emergency because this man will sleep right through it.

- Sometimes, if Laddie has a bad dream or something, he will go sleep in Laddie’s bed with him so he won’t be afraid.

Marko:

- This man gets put to WORK by the rest of the gang. He paints anything they want on their coats since none of them have any artistic talent at all.

- Collects trinkets. Has an entire bookshelf dedicated to his trinkets. He’s been alive for a while, so he had a lot of time to collect them.

- Screams like a little girl when he sees a spider. Even one of the harmless ones like a daddy long legs.

- Once, one dropped on him and he swears he saw Jesus in that moment.

- Sleeps like a normal person. Only person in the gang that’s able to do this. Everybody else has fucked up schedules, either sleeping too much or too little.

Paul:

- Cried at the end of The Outsiders when Dallas died.

- He has a knack for picking out favorite characters and then crying when they die.

-It happens every single time he watches a new movie.

-Is trying to learn the guitar, but all he does is give David a headache.

- Gets really giggly and loving when he smokes.

- He might let his mate have some too, but that depends.

- Doesn’t know sleep. He likes being awake, and he’s undead, so what’s the point? He’s basically a hyper puppy.

- And, if he’s awake, his poor mate likely is too.

-But, when he DOES sleep, he sleeps like Dwayne. This man is dead to the world.

All of the boys:

- Frequently have pillow fights to resolve things.

- David doesn’t usually partake in these, instead watches with a smirk on his face.

- When Dwayne drinks and the rest of them get high, movie night is.. very interesting.

- Somebodies crying, somebodies laughing, nobody knows what emotion they should be feeling, but either way. It’s fucking hilarious.

- They all scream like little girls. All of them. Not in actual situations, but like.. If Paul finds that one of the other boys ate his leftovers, he will shriek.

- They give each other piercings. Paul has the most, a lot of which are on his ears. But his hair is so thick that they’re hidden most of the time.

Daniel Webber Vince! Where the female reader is a the lead singer of a girl group and she gets invited to the pool party and Vince starts to flirt with her

Wrote this late, i apologize. 💋

Warnings: Use of fem pronouns etc: Lady, Girl. Alcohol ingestion, smoking, suggestive themes, and Vince Neil alone is a warning.

Pairings: Vince Neil x Reader (Female Reader)

Song suggestion:

Fic under the cut!

Masterlist

“And oh, i cant do without you for too long, You’re my situation, you’re my kinda lover, my kinda lover, my kinda lover.”

You heard the blonde singing. He was good. The girls certainly loved him. He swung his hips around and got into the girls face, continuing to sing. There was this one blonde girl that would bully the others out of the way so she’d be the center of his attention, and boy was she getting it.

“My kinda lover, my kinda lover, my kinda lover.”

As he stretched that final note out, he pulled back. “Thank you! We are Rock Candy!” He shouted, and got off stage. That blonde girl was immediately attached to his arm. What a whore, you thought. She probably only liked him because he was hot and everybody thought he’d be a rockstar.

Vince let this chick be his arm candy for a while, until he saw you. Drinking whiskey straight out the bottle, like a god damn champ. Talking to your friends with a big smile, obviously a little drunk. You had already performed at the party, one of the first bands to play. You weren’t as into blonde dudes as the rest of the chicks here were, but they were sure as hell into you.

Especially Vince.

He got away from the chick and went up to you, leaning up against the wall next to you, smirking. There was no way he could pass up a pretty thing like you, no way.

“Hey, pretty lady. What’s a girl like you doing here alone?” He said smoothly, his denim coat hanging open to expose his muscles. He was a bit sweaty, and a bit tipsy. Still sober enough to flirt, obviously.

“I’m with my band.” You replied nonchalantly. He was shocked to see a girl that didn’t instantly swoon over him.. it was a breath of fresh air.

“A band, huh?” He traced his eyes over your body. He watched you like a hawk. He could tell he would have to chase after you to get you, and he liked that. “What’s the band called?”

You told him, and he smiled. He’d have to go see you guys play. Now, normally, he didn’t like seeing chicks play. But, he had a feeling you’d be good. Plus, you were hot. So, it couldn’t hurt.

“Kinda music do y’all play?” He inquired, smirking. He was real up close and personal with you now, his eyes never leaving yours.

“Why don’t you take a guess, genius?” Your tone was sarcastic. If he couldn’t tell by your hair and the way you dressed, then.. he wasn’t very smart.

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.

After he followed you and your band around the Sunset strip for a couple of weeks, bothering you almost every time you performed, it started to get old.

“Hey, Vince..” You sighed as he started approaching you once again. Fresh off stage, and the blonde was already bothering you. You just couldn’t catch a break, could you? You leaned against the bar, already needing a drink.

“Hey, baby. Lookin’ good.” He smirked. He loved nothing more than seeing you all sweaty. The clothes you wore were heavy and the strobe lights were hot, so you were always sweaty after a show.

You rolled your eyes, already fed up. “Do you ever have anything else to say other than ‘Lookin’ good?’ Or is that all?” You teased. Maybe if you fed into it a bit he’d leave you alone.

Big mistake.

“No, babe. I could do other things, but you won’t find out what they are unless you wanna spend the night with me.” He got a shit-eating grin, getting real up close and personal with you.

“Oh, fuck off, Blondie.” You exhaled, frustrated with him. You started to walk off, craving some alcohol, when he grabbed your arm. Not hard, but enough to stop you.

“And where do you think you’re going, sweetheart?” He mused, pulling you into him. He smiled, he almost wanted to have more than just a hookup with you..

“Anywhere. Anywhere where you aren’t.” You snipped, and he put a hand over his forehead.

“You’re so mean to me, sweetheart. I’m only trying to flirt with a pretty lady.” He fake pouts, which to your dismay, made you laugh. When you did, he smiled wide. He’d been following you around the sunset strip for a couple weeks, desperately trying to get in your pants.. but, you were stubborn. “Won’t you let a poor man just show you one good night? Humor me.” He pleaded for the nth time, you really were stubborn.

“Hmm, i am a busy woman. Why should i let you? What makes you worth my time?” You teased, grinning. You were starting to get into it a little more, less frustrated now.

“Oh, babe, i’ll show you the time of your mother fucking life if you let me.” He smirked, assuming it would be a yes.

“Oh, i don’t know. I don’t think it’ll be worth my time.” You giggled and he groaned. You REALLY were stubborn. Normally girls would be chasing HIM, not the other way around. That alone should have been enough to convince you, but alas.

It took some convincing and a lot of whining from the blonde, but he did eventually get you to agree to hang out with him for a while.

“Come on, Baby. It won’t be bad, i promise. Ask any girl in town, i’ll treat you good.” He smiled and you could only roll your eyes.

“If i agree, will you cork it? I’m tired of listening to you whine.” You resigned with a sharp sigh. He was.. very persistent. Apparently really wanted you.

“Yeah, sure. If you just give me one night, i’ll quit whinin’ and prove to you it’s not bad.” He grinned, proud he finally got you to cave.

“Okay, fine, blondie. You can start with buying me a drink.” If you were gonna get through this night, you were gonna need some alcohol.

.

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One thing led to another, and you ended up at your hotel, both of you very shitfaced. Things had gotten heated and now you lay in his arms, tucked into his bare chest. You were completely nude, too tired to redress yourself.

He was smiling proudly to himself, knowing that he finally won. He had a feeling he would be back for more, you were too good to let go.

He listened to your soft snores, as he drifted off to sleep himself, his arms wrapped around you tightly.

What an icon.

Anyways, sorry for disappearing. I’m deep in the lost boys hyperfixation rn so send in requests

Maybe i’ll get to them

(This request is a year old and i sincerely apologize to the anon who sent it in)

Bro where u go?

Hell

The writers block is a constant now

But i may be planning to write a lost boys fic..

(Send requests)

I've had writer's block for my favourite fic for weeks now and it's actually killing me.

please do 🙏🙏🙏

I will sell my right kidney for one last chapter of idiotic hero

I’m thinking about it…

I really wanna write another chapter

I adore Danzig actually

I would let him bend me in half

He’s so cute I can’t I want to play with his hair while he lays on top of me and kisses over my neck

I also want to shove my face into his fucking pit PLEASE LET ME LICK

Izzy Stradlin's Apple Crumble Recipe

apparently during the Use Your Illusions tour, no one was sober enough to eat, except for Izzy. the tour's head chef ended up sharing Izzy's apple crumble recipe in his interview.

Izzy baking desserts is just so adorable, I have to share it with everyone 🥹 I haven't had the chance to try this yet, but here's the recipe for you guys:

Ingredients:

For the crumble:

300g/10½oz plain flour, sieved pinch of salt

175g/6oz unrefined brown sugar

200g/7oz unsalted butter, cubed at room temperature

Knob of butter for greasing

For the filling:

450g/1lb apples, peeled, cored and cut into 1cm/½in pieces

50g/2oz unrefined brown sugar

1 tbsp plain flour

1 pinch of ground cinnamon

Preparation method:

Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4.

Place the flour and sugar in a large bowl and mix well. Taking a few cubes of butter at a time rub into the flour mixture. Keep rubbing until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs.

Place the fruit in a large bowl and sprinkle over the sugar, flour and cinnamon. Stir well being careful not to break up the fruit.

Butter a 24cm/9in ovenproof dish. Spoon the fruit mixture into the bottom, then sprinkle the crumble mixture on top.

Bake in the oven for 40-45 minutes until the crumble is browned and the fruit mixture bubbling.

Serve with thick cream or custard.

Less than 30 mins preparation time

30 mins to 1 hour cooking time

Serves 4

source:

deviantart.com

Izzy's Apple Crumble Recipe by MadameHorsehead on DeviantArt

YIPPE

I now want to write a Nikki hair dye fic (and also cause @mxxtalupyourass is pestering me to)

So ig consider this your 2 week notice y'all

AM

Fun fact about me:

In elementary I started a protest over a hill in our playground where both my entire class and another who had recess at the same time as us all stood on the hill and refused to come down until we where promised 'hill rights'.

I was so good at leadership at the age of 6 I forced our school to build a fence so we couldn't do it again.

Chaotic good from day 1.

I’d say about 12

Fun fact about me:

In elementary I started a protest over a hill in our playground where both my entire class and another who had recess at the same time as us all stood on the hill and refused to come down until we where promised 'hill rights'.

I was so good at leadership at the age of 6 I forced our school to build a fence so we couldn't do it again.

Chaotic good from day 1.

…indirect 12 AM lore drop #13

Fun fact about me:

In elementary I started a protest over a hill in our playground where both my entire class and another who had recess at the same time as us all stood on the hill and refused to come down until we where promised 'hill rights'.

I was so good at leadership at the age of 6 I forced our school to build a fence so we couldn't do it again.

Chaotic good from day 1.

Holy sweet jesus😟😟😟😟

Bout to make this my wallpaper

👉🏻👈🏻

HI can you pls make me a fic of Izzy or Nikki of him becoming a dad? Thanks 💋💋💋

Sober

࣪ ִֶָ☾ Description: Fluffy Morning & head canons, fatherly Nikki

࣪ ִֶָ☾. Reader: Tired mom

࣪ ִֶָ☾ Word Count: 496

࣪ ִֶָ☾ CW: Past Drug Use

࣪ ִֶָ☾. Disclaimer: This work is for entertainment purposes only & does not reflect on the living people referenced. They are purely caricatures based off released media (books, magazines, interviews, etc) depicting their behavior, personalities and preferences. This work does not encourage inappropriate behavior towards them.

Masterlist

Soft heat rolls off the pan in front of you, gently stirring a thickening mass of eggs, shredded cheese quickly melting away.

Humming Nikki's newest lyrics he unknowingly mutters in his sleep, your eyes drift around the apartment you two share.

Warm sunlight filters through the window perched over the sink, birds flitting around and chirping away. Kids toys litter the living room floor, colorful books cluttering the shelves amongst full novels. Your eyes trace across the couch, spotting animal farm on the side table again. You expected nothing less-

Your morning peace is unexpectedly interrupted by the incoming pattering of feet. And the unmistakable footsteps belonging to your escape artist partner.

"Ahaha! Got you!" His voice rings out, followed by a childish scream. Just as expected, he rounds the corner, dangling your five year old daughter by the ankles.

"We have another case of sock less feet." He grins, displaying his discovery as your two year old son peers from behind his legs. Just as shy as ever, unlike his tempestuous father.

"I swear the dryer is eating them…" You mutter, shaking your head as smile tugging at your face. He places the giggling child back on her feet, as you ask, "Did you ever call the repair place?"

You feel his hand trace the small of your back through your nightgown, sensing the guilty look on his face that he did not.

"I may… have forgotten…" As if trying to make it up to you, his arms loop around your belly and his chin flops against your shoulder.

You pat his cheek, "Well… if you don't today then enjoy sleeping on the couch tomorrow."

Memories

You two had a rough start as new parents.

He crawled into the hospital bed beside you, only fitting beside all the wires, IV, and monitors because he was so skinny from heroin.

Sat beside you, her tiny head cradled on his emaciated chest as a thousand emotions ran across his face. "Having a daughter will sober you up in ways you never imagined."

No, he wasn't there for first birthdays. But he was there for the second one, and then thirds.

Your favorite memories are finding him arguing over pastel baby clothes with Tommy, or finding him dead asleep with a book lulled off in one hand and your son in the other.

Oh how hilarious it was to find two rockstars in the middle of Macy's bickering over fabric composition and patterns.

Then there where the long nights of drawing up baths as his muscles spasmed and his body desperately tried to rid itself of the drugs he's abused for so long- all with a crying infant.

But then there was weekly grocery shopping and park visits, watching two heads of brown hair and green eyes screech and dart around the playground with speed and vigor.

And before that, grins in the bathroom and minty toothpaste as brushes moved left to right rather than up and down.

If i had money i would PAY you for a good 3rd part

PLEASE. 🙏🙏🙏 THE PEOPLE WANT IT.

I personally want to say fuck you for the last fic because i am BAWLING like a CHILD

That raised my heart rate

💔 (literally)

Giggling rn

Sorry, if you will read my masterlist, it clearly says

NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS.

Which means no MAGA supporters.

I am taking requests just not from you.

Nikki actively posts anti-trump related things. As does Axl, and Tommy Lee.

Go fuck the nazi that Pantera calls a singer now instead.

Hiii! R u taking nikki sixx request??

Yes absolutely

this fic will be vital for my survival

ik you said no band members x other members so idk if this counts as that? but i was wondering if you could do one where reader has a threesome with axl rose and jon bon jovi and axl is like territorial and rough and jon is sweet and soft and it just makes the reader crazy ( in a good way)

so i do throuples/threesomes but i don’t particularly write band member x band member without a reader being involved if that makes sense.

so i won’t do james hetfield x lars ulrich unless they are in a throuple with the reader.

i am doing your fic though!!!

Character List:

If you don’t see a character up here you want me to write for, just request them & I’ll see what I can do. Please abide by request rules on the main masterlist page.

Music:

Motley Crue:

Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars, Vince Neil DB!Sixx, MGK!Lee, DW!Neil, IR!Mars

Guns n’ Roses:

Slash, Axl Rose, Duff Mckagan, Izzy Stradlin, Steven Adler. Other: KS!Jett, Kurt Cobain, Joan Jett

Film:

Heathers:

Jason Dean, Veronica Sawyer, Heather C, Heather D

Stranger Things:

Eddie Munson, Nancy Wheeler, Billy Hargrove

The Outsiders:

Ponyboy Curtis, Johnny Cade, Dallas Winston, Darry Curtis, Sodapop Curtis, Two-Bit Matthews, Steve Randall

The Lost Boys:

Paul Harris, David (Williams?), Dwayne (Stevens?), Marko (Thompson?)

All Works:

NSFW Alphabet w/ Nikki Sixx

Nikki Sixx x Reader, Fluff, PG

Nikki Sixx x Reader, NSFW (oral)

Nikki Sixx x Reader, NSFW

Nikki Sixx x Reader, NSFW

Dad!Nikki Sixx x Mom!Reader, PG, Fluff, Headcanons & Blurb

Motley Crue & Reader, Fluff, Headcanons

Tommy Lee x Reader, NSFW

Vince Neil x Reader, NSFW

Slash x AFAB Reader, Fluffy, Smut

Kurt Cobain x Reader, Fluff, PG

JD x Reader, NSFW

NSFW Alphabet w/ Paul Harris

Vince Neil x Reader, PG

The Lost Boys x Reader General Headcanons, PG

Info!:

Name: Danny [Prev. Motleycrueobsessed]

Pronouns: he/they

Asks are open & encouraged!

DNI: Minors, Racism, Sexism, Nazi's/Trump Supporters, Homophobia etc

Interests/Fandoms

Music:

Motley Crue Guns n' Roses Other 1980s Hair/Metal Bands

Film:

Stranger Things Heathers [Movie] Lost Boys Runaways The Outsiders

See Here for: Character List See Here for: All Writing

Asks, Anons & Requests are welcome! They are my main motivation.

Request Rules:

No Watersports (Piss/scat kinks), Pedophilia, stepcest/incest, Non-con

If reader is underage, their romantic/sexual partner must be the same age.

If reader is significantly younger than their sexual/romantic partner reader must be 25+.

If your smut request is of a real person, they must be alive.

Your ask can be denied.

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Master list, Collage & Other Writing done by @rentherainbringer. Please DM for picture sources.

Hiii! R u taking nikki sixx request??

Yes absolutely

What’s your fav genre to write for? I like whump! 😈

Why do you like pain and suffering

(Same)

You guys should send me requests ❤️❤️

꧁𖤐 PAUL HARRIS NSFW ALPHABET𖤐꧂

꧁𖤐 WARNINGS: Mentions of period sex, BDSM, blood, public sex.. uh

(Lmk if i missed any!)

A/N: I’m gonna start doing these because these are pretty easy to write.. NEW MASTERLIST COMING SOON!! @rentherainbringer is redoing it for me, so now my masterlist will be a little less.. long. Anyways, send requests for these nsfw alphabets, send ideas for what these people would be like, etc! <3

Masterlist

A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

𖤐 He’ll lay there & play with your hair, kissing any marks or even bites he might have given you.

𖤐 Spooning, whispering praises in your ear.

𖤐 He would wash you with a wet cloth gently, with soft eyes.

B= Body Part (Favorite part of their partner, favorite part of themselves)

𖤐 Your neck, obviously. He loves your neck. Perfect to nuzzle, or perfect to bite or kiss.

𖤐 But his favorite favorite? Your thighs.

𖤐 He loves to kiss them, bury his face in them..

𖤐 His favorite part of himself has gotta be his hands. He loves his hands.

C= Cum (anything to do with cum)

𖤐 As mentioned before, he loves your thighs.

𖤐 And he adores cumming on them.

𖤐 The sight of you squirming with his cum running down your thighs is almost enough to make him cum again

D= Dirty Secret (..Just a dirty secret of theirs.)

𖤐 Period sex.

𖤐 He loves it. He gets down on his knees and just.. gets lost.

𖤐 It only got better when he heard that orgasming on your period can help with cramps

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

𖤐 I mean, he’s a vampire. He’s been around for a while.

𖤐 He’s also very attractive, so of course he’s always had women around.

𖤐 So he’s pretty experienced, in my opinion.

F= Favorite Position (..self explanatory)

𖤐 Missionary or cowgirl 100%.

𖤐 He LOVES looking at you while he just absolutely ruins you.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Or would they try to make you laugh?)

𖤐 It’s Paul, of course he’s gonna be at least a little goofy.

𖤐 He likes making you laugh, it makes him smile.

𖤐 He’ll tickle you randomly to see you smile.

H=Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

𖤐 He’s trimmed.

𖤐 If you ever said it bothered you, it would be gone immediately.

𖤐 And yes. Its like a blondish brown.

𖤐 It’s pretty decently curly too.

I= Intimacy (Are they romantic in the moment?)

𖤐 Depends on his mood

𖤐 If he’s in a good mood, then sure. It can get romantic.

𖤐 If he isn’t in a good mood, then he’s not so romantic.

J= Jack Off (masturbation headcannons)

𖤐 He’s been around for a couple hundred years, and girls were not always readily willing..

𖤐 So he’s definitely cranked a few out.

𖤐 But after you came around, he stopped.

𖤐 Completely stopped.

𖤐 He tried to jerk off one day about a year after you met him and he just couldn’t do it.

𖤐 He discovered that his hand was rather.. dry.

K= Kink (One or more of their kinks)

𖤐 I like to believe he’s into BDSM.

𖤐 Theres something about you taking him and not being able to squirm or move..

𖤐 He’s obviously into blood play/biting.

𖤐 He’s into breeding & i will die on that hill.

𖤐 PUBLIC SEX. So much public sex.

𖤐 He loves the risk of getting caught with you.

L=Location (Favorite place to fuck)

𖤐 In the cave, in front of the other boys.

𖤐 He says he likes showing you off.

𖤐 On the boardwalk too, maybe after closing or in a secluded spot.

M=Motivation (What gets them going)

𖤐 Seeing you in his clothes does something to him.

𖤐 After feeding, he’s super needy.

𖤐 He’s full & he’s energized and he wants you.

N= No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs.)

𖤐 He would definitely feed off of you, but only if you would let him and repeatedly had consent.

𖤐 He wouldn’t EVER hurt you.

O= Oral (Preference in giving and receiving, skill, etc)

𖤐 God, he loves eating you out. So much.

𖤐 Especially when you’re on your period.

𖤐 But.. theres something about seeing your soft lips wrapped around him, choking on him..

𖤐 Seeing you cry for him, trying to take him down your throat..

𖤐 It’s almost too much to handle.

P= Pace (Fast and rough? More gentle?)

𖤐 It really depends on his mood.

𖤐 If he’s in a good mood?

𖤐 You’ll get a softer side of him. One that has a rough pace, but sweet words.

𖤐 He’ll shush you and kiss away your tears as he rails you into next week.

𖤐 However, if he’s in a bad mood..

𖤐 Rough.

𖤐 He’ll call you rough, degrading things while absolutely rearranging your guts.

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on them? How often?

𖤐 He fucking hates them.

𖤐 If he’s gonna do it, he’s gonna do it right.

𖤐 He wants to take his time with you, make you feel good.

𖤐 That’s his duty, after all.

R=Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they like taking risks?)

𖤐 He’s into public sex.

𖤐 The risk is part of the fun.

𖤐 As for experimenting, he loves experimenting.

𖤐 Especially if you’re the one who suggested it.

S= Stamina (How long do they last? How many rounds can they go for?)

𖤐 He’s pretty energetic.

𖤐 He’s a vampire after all. He’s pretty pent up.

𖤐 He’s from a time where women didn’t wanna sleep with him unless they were married to him.. so..

𖤐 He made himself pretty familiar to his hand.

T= Toys (Do they own toys? For themselves or for you?)

𖤐 He likes them.

𖤐 He likes to use them on you. He loves seeing your hands tied, seeing you squirm.

𖤐 He also uses toys on you when you suck him off, so his girl can get off too.

U= Unfair (Do they tease? How bad/how much?)

𖤐 He LOVES teasing you.

𖤐 He likes seeing you squirm & whine in desperation.

𖤐 He does give in eventually though, its hard not to when you look at him with tears filling your pretty eyes.

V= Volume (How loud are they? What kind of noises do they make?)

𖤐 He’s pretty whiney.

𖤐 He’ll let out little whimpers when you suck his cock.

𖤐 He can’t help it, you’re just so pretty and warm..

W= Wildcard (Random headcanon)

𖤐 He loves period sex.

𖤐 When he found out that orgasms can help with cramps, it was over for him.

X= X-ray (What’s it look like under those clothes?)

𖤐 He’s decently big, at about 7-8 inches.

𖤐 I like to believe he’s decently girthy too.

𖤐 He knows how to use it well and i will die on that hill.

Y= Yearning (How’s their sex drive?)

𖤐 He’s pretty needy.

𖤐 He can get hard by just thinking about you in general.

Z= Zzzzz (How quickly afterwards do they fall asleep?)

𖤐 He doesn’t fall asleep very quickly.

𖤐 He likes to clean you up & calm you down.

𖤐 He’ll hum you some soft rock song (likely a cinderella song) & play with your hair as you fall asleep on him chest.

I would do things for him that i should be put away for