There’s A Rumour Going Around At School That Jiji And Okarun Are Dating And Jiji Started That Rumour

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podcaster thorne who talk about everything and nothing but don’t let a word slip about his friend group.

He never uses names when he talks about them so his fans gotta use context clue to figure out who is who.

His listeners first watch the podcast because they want to know more about the rampion crew but stay because thorne is just very funny.

I just think everyone (including thorne) value their private life and thorne respects that.

percy why’d you steal the master bolt that’s not cool bro

Frank: A mortal asked me what my tattoo stand for, I panicked and said Super Perfect Queen Reyna

Jason:... Well you aren’t wrong

day 1 of bllktv and ego realized he should’ve gave them pr training

saiki k 1 psychic 3 fake youtube video with saiki, aiura, toritsuka, akechi and the friends need to find who the psychic is. plot twist there’s actually 3 psychic and 1 fake

Okay but can we talk about how beautiful of a title Empress Selene is? Like Emperor Kaito and Empress Selene??? That’s such a gorgeous pair of names. Also the fact that Cinder has a cool name (Cinder obvi) and a fancy royal name (Selene), is also dope. She gets the best of both worlds *que Hannah Montana

I think social media would really lean into that Hannah Montana idea, to the point that it's a running joke (John Cena level) that Selene and Cinder are completely different people. e.g:

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Winter was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken. Fitting in was not an option.

what's most harrowing about the alex rider series is that the adults aren't useless, they intentionally endanger a teenager for fun and profit. like, kids series often have adults being useless or incompetent so that kids reading the books can feel empowered, but alex rider does something different and, if you ask me, more interesting: the adults manipulate alex on purpose. the only adults who would help alex are generally either unable to help him or literally out to kill him and everyone around him. alex has very few friends, his age or otherwise, because the adults in his life keep him isolated and helpless. his parents are dead. his uncle is dead. he is alone. and frankly, that's a relatable experience for a lot of kids.