I'm Honestly Just Ralph But Without The Schoolwork

Honestly one of the reasons I don't watch the 90's film with my family..💀💀

60′s LOTF: oh gosh,, oh golly gee,, what ever will we do about the beast?? oh darn what a particular predicament we have ourselves in :( 90′s LOTF: OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO OH FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING BEAST BULLSHIT FUCK

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. They're just ✨kids✨

Trying to figure out why people ship the Lord of the Flies kids when they’re a bunch of 6-12 year olds.

You’re stepping into some pedophile territory.

Thiss

A teaser for you:

/I wanted to post only the finished version but I couldn't help myself and decided to share the sketch with you too!!/

Captain Jack Sparridew, Quartermaster Jolly Roger and prisoner Ralph. Gonna color this soon!!

Have this behind the scenes photo..

M O O D

Percival: I want to be strong and stable like Ralph.

Piggy: I just saw him drop a pizza and cry over it for twenty minutes.

That’s such a mood, Ralph rlly out here representing

This is so ACCURATE OMG

Your bois decided to have a little photo shoot just for fun

I LIVE for this au aah omgg, your art is everything 😭🤍

Aaand BAM here are the pirate boys!!! I already have a few ideas for this AU: Jack’s ship name is Beast from the Sea. He comes from an extremely wealthy merchant family, was taught sea navigation techniques, business, and swordsmanship, he basically had everything to be a successful captain once. Roger (nicknamed Jolly Roger) has a quite large skull and crossbones tattoo on his back. He, on the other hand, was an orphan living from day to day on the streets of the port town where Jack’s family had their ships anchored. He met Jack accidentally, became close friends, Jack has even tahught him everything he knew about sailing and proper sword fighting. One day, Jack has decided that he was fed up with his duties, and just wanted to have fun, so he and Roger basically stole one of Jack’s family company’s ships, and sailed out to the sea. From onwards, Jack was the Captain, and Roger was the Quartermaster. The ship’s crew became Jack’s pirate crew, which grew day by day, as they occupied more and more ships. Simon is the cook who was captured from a merchant ship and was left alive because he has promised to make the crew delicious meals every day, and Ralph was a captain of a Royal Navy ship which was compeletely destroyed by Jack and his mates. 

I would wish for an official 13th chapter or at the very least an epilogue, cuz I need to know WHAT HAPPENED after the kids were rescued..

 A genie: Ok you get one wish. What will it be? A cure for the worlds most deadly disease? World peace?

Me: *Sweating and laughing* Well those are good but...no...what I actually wish for is an updated version of the lord of the flies movie but with writers who actually like and understand the characters and there individual personality’s and motivations and better casting and child actors.

Omg I love this hdjdhffhhf ✋💀

Slender: adopt some children, they said.

*from the other room*

Toby: IT’S SPREADING

Kate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Masky: Now let’s stay calm and not panic—

Ben: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER!!

Jeff: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Nina: *assorted yelling*

EJ: *demonic screeching*

Slender, without breaking 'eye' contact with Splendor: it’ll be fun they said

This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.

I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.

I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.

(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home? 

I would’ve been Much Happier if:

1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)

2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.

And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.