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alexei deserved better reblog if you agree

Ok but like have you ever tried to summarize musicals to people who don’t know theatre?

“So yeah it’s about these Mormon dudes and they go to Uganda but they meet people that say ‘fuck you, god!’ On the daily so they have to convert them all”- Book Of Mormon

“Ah yep it’s about a puppet that just got out of school and he’s looking for a place to live so he finds an appartement and meets this substitute teacher and they have graphic sex”-Avenue Q

“This one’s about a sad high schooler and his stoner friend and the main guy takes this pill-computer thing that goes in his head and controls him, and the pill’s only weakness is Mountain Dew”-Be More Chill

“Yeah it’s King Henry IIX’s wives and they have a concert competition to see who suffered the worst”-Six

“It’s about a man who leaves his wife for his lover, meanwhile the wife says ‘my son is psychotic’ and finds him the ex husband’s psychiatrist and then the ex wife and the psychiatrist get married. The lover suffers from aids and dies.” -Falsettos

“So it’s about a normal office guy who just wants to live his life but then a meteor destroys the local theatre playing Mama Mia, which causes a city-wide catastrophe.” -The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

“This guy composes children’s music and has a weird brain thing and so he has to get fluid drained from his skull. His boyfriend is not concerned whatsoever but then he is. The guy’s dad bet the family fortune on horse racing (which isn’t relevant really, but anyways) This homeless lady takes his books and tries to sell them while he’s in the hospital.”- A New Brain

“Oh it’s just about a guy who hates Shakespeare”-Something Rotten!

“Yeah some news harking boys who can dance and sing good are real sad because they get paid no money and their boss went ‘you don’t deserve rights!’ And they danced through the pain” -Newsies

“Aladdin but dirty and everyone tells Jafar to go fuck himself”-Twisted

“It’s a musical but it’s a podcast and it’s about a girl who lied her way through a marriage and didn’t even tell her husband her real name and so they answer the 36 questions to fall in love”-36 Questions

“Oh it’s just about a family called the Tucks who drink some magic water from a spring and lived for 106 years. One of the Tucks drank it at 17 and stayed the same. Then, this girl comes and almost drinks it. She’s like 11, but the ‘17’ year old wants her to drink the water from the spring when she’s 17 so the 17 year old guy can marry her.” -Tuck Everlasting

“Based on an award-winning movie, this musical is about an insane man who makes candy and invites 6 kids to go to the factory and slowly kills them off, until the victor remains.” -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“Depressed and anxious boy pretends to be friends with a dead boy to get close to his sister.”-Dear Evan Hansen

Falsettos really hit all the bases. One mlm relationship, one wlw relationship, a het couple, and incredible music... so why isn’t it more popular?

wouldn’t you like to know loverboy?

Me *in a Victorian night gown rattling silverware at the edge of the woods*: come get y'all juice

Cryptids, collectively,: what the f u c k

I thought this was nORMAL! w h a t

I hate people involving disabled people in pro-choice and pro-life arguments. You all have sterilized disabled people against their wills. You have raped disabled people and forced them to carry children. You have made disabled people’s lives harder with your laws or lack thereof. You don’t get to use ableist logic to justify a pregnant person’s right to choose, nor do you get to use the suffering of a real living disabled people to justify abortion when you could just leave it a ‘pregnant person’s right to choose’ because that’s really all you need. And pro-lifers don’t get to use disabled fetuses as a pity card when they don’t help disabled kids at home or in foster care.

If you’re able-bodied, this topic is too nuanced for you and you will always screw it up. So leave disabled people out of your petty arguments unless you are sharing something they wrote.

Stay in your lane and stop saying ableist things to justify your point of view.

Reblog/Like if you’re apart of Gale Hansen’s army of gays. (allies are welcome, too)

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

That is totally unacceptable. Please make JOSEPH PRESLEY & the judge CALVIN R HOLDEN  who let him off (in)famous.

#StayWoke

#WhiteSupremacy 

Hi just letting y’all know that Sia, the artist, is making what is essentially a big “F you” to autistic people. She is collaborating with Autism Speaks which is an organization that believes autism is something to be cured and treats autistic people like burdens. It is another run of the mill inspiration p**n movie for non autistic people and able bodied people to feel like they have compassion and understanding for us. For any of you who are not autistic and are able bodied, please do not support this film as it perpetuates bad stereotypes about autism and disabled individuals.

Reblog and see what color you get

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

ok but I love dead poets society. that's it. that's the post.

Wishing death upon someone is weak. Why would you ever do that, when you could wish all the minor inconveniences in the world upon them?

Why would you wish when you could:

send your enemies glitter

sign them up for the mother of all spamlists

sign their phone up for telemarketer calls

report them for tax fraud

favorite underrated dead poets society lines

someone had to make this post and that someone was me

how was your summer, slick?

keen

slow down, you horrible phalanx of pubescense

just the way robin williams says rip in that classroom scene

O me, o life

i wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life (i’ll second that)

you guys are always bumming my smokes

wait a minute, who gave us half a roll?

you did not, i got that in camp in sixth grade!

for the first time in my whole life i know what i wanna do, and for the first time i’m gonna do it, whether my father wants me to or not! carpe diem!

no

what do you mean, no?

no

i’m being chased by walt whitman!

the time that neil legit just yelps in todd face because he’s so excited about being puck he can’t even like put it to words… weird but pure

truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold

your parents collect pipes? oh, that’s really interesting

the entirety of poetrusic

especially the ending w charlies sax solo

the saxophone is more… sonorous

even though the herd may go, “that’s baaaaad”

i mean, who would want a football or a baseball, or–

or a car–

or a car, if they could have a desk set as wonderful as this one?

well, i wouldn’t worry. you’ll get another one next year.

to (mighty) mutt

so we can stop beating off

damn it, neil

makes me feel potent

thats it the rest of the movie is sad

Did I meme right?

friendly reminders with stock photos

I have 31 followers...

Why do I have 31 followers????

My fiancé and I have a friend that’s in need! He’s a black single father of two beautiful twin girls, and is looking to raise some money to give them a nice birthday! 🥺 if you have anything to give at all it would help tremendously! He’s a music producer and owns his own studio and is a hardworking dad that needs some help! His cashapp is $TerenceHarris

Thank you guys so much! Please boost, donate and share 🥰🥰

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

“destiel, but every time they come back to each other africa by toto starts playing” (x)

What if we flooded the Trump hashtags with random content so that it just eradicates the actual Trump content

that way we dont let the fear mongering consume people

just an idea. Anybody in?

Also if you support or condone Trump and his actions in any way...unfollow me right now. I don’t care that I’m Canadian. I am not afraid to lose 10.5K followers for something I believe in.

I believe in human rights, and Trump supporters do not.

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Say it with me: PANSEXUALITY IS NOT INHERENTLY BIPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC AND BISEXUALITY AND PANSEXUALITY CAN ABSOLUTELY COEXIST PEACEFULLY

Just do yourself a favor and block me if you disagree

here are some poly/lithsexual (or romantic) wallpapers!!!

please message me if i messed up the colors!

Guess which dumb fuck is making alignment chart memes about his friends?

it's me. I'm the dumb fuck :)