Mx-river-styx - Spunk-ster

get in loser we’re living past the end of our myth

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

Don't you worry about my pronouns. My pronouns are pretty standard. Worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are "omniously", "haphazardly" and "obliviously".

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

the trans realization that benji and silas are right, there’s nothing objectively wrong with my chest, it’s just that people automatically associate chest with girl. my body is perfect as it is, it’s how people see it that’s the problem

my kind of girl

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING