so I overreacted yesterday but we're so back now guys
the urge is strong to harass mutuals. I love you guys that's why I do it I swear!!
If I asked you
When I die
Will you walk with me
Down to the gates
And leave me there
With one last talk
When you go up
To the clouds?
If I asked, when I am gone,
Will you remember
Me as me?
When I go down
To the gates
Of a pit so deep
Will you walk there with me?
If I begged you
Right here and now
Will you let me
Hold your hand
While I walk
Down to the pit
And take my place
In a tragic end?
And if the answer’s yes
Then let me ask you now
If I can be so selfish
As to have you watch me go
Down to that pit so deep
Then turn around
and go to the clouds
To take your rightful place?
“How much prep time do you think I’ll need to take on a bear?”
I only have this kind of requests/questions, I’m sorry
-🪿
Hi Anon! Don't be sorry, I love these requests. Mailbox open specifically for you btw
LION EL'JONSON- You need to repeat the question because he just stares at you. "Three." "Three what?" Refuses to elaborate. ???- So busy prepping that they died. FULGRIM- "How much prep time?" he asks. You can tell that he's trying to avoid the question, so you ask it again. "I would rather engage one of my brothers in a duel." Bastard. PERTURABO- "Let me prep instead," he says, mainly because he really wants to build some complex machinery to catch the bear. You refuse, but he helps with the prepping anyways. Gives you no answer on how much time it would take. JAGHATAI KHAN- "A better question would be how much time the bear needs to take on yourself." Knows how often you get up to this bullshit, and knows how you aren't fucking around. LEMAN RUSS- Surprisingly honest in his response, if not completely wrong. Goes into detail on how you could take on a bear, but assumes you are as stupidly powerful as a Primarch. ROGAL DORN- "You are not going to fight a bear." There is an awkward silence between you two before you reveal that you were planning to do it whether he liked it or not. He sighs and overestimates the time you'd need. KONRAD CURZE- Giving the most deranged grin you've ever seen, he says "None." There is blood in his teeth. SANGUINIUS- He puts a gentle hand on your head. "You do not need to prep. I can take care of it for you." You have to explain to him that no, you want this, you crave bear violence. FERRUS MANUS- "It depends on how well you prep," he shrugs. Offers to help build you weaponry for your bear escapades. You are now in posession of a sword as tall as you are. ???- Turned into a bear. Run! ANGRON- "Absolutely none," he grins. Ready to take on a bear at a moment's notice, and if you're close to him, you probably are as well. Glorious melee combat is glorious melee combat, bear or not. ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN- Sighs. "This again?" Thinks for a minute before giving you an honest answer. Offers to provide paperwork to prove that you can take on a bear. MORTARION- Stares at you for a minute before you realize that he's thinking. "I wouldn't do it if I were you, but I know there's no stopping you." Tells you that you need more time than you actually do. MAGNUS THE RED- "What planet do you plan on fighting the bear on?" he asked. "Do you have any methods for doing so?" Needs to know more, more about what you plan on doing before answering. HORUS LUPERCAL- Quirks an eyebrow at you. "You really won't leave these poor animals alone?" he chides lightheartedly. Gives a throwaway answer again. LORGAR- Lectures you on how important bears are to the planet's ecosystem and why it is a bad idea to take on an apex predator in the first place. You ignore him. VULKAN- "You're not taking it on without any help." Forges you some armor that's surprisingly light. Doesn't want you to get hurt in this debacle. CORVUS CORAX- "I don't know, maybe an hour?" When it comes time for you to take on the bear, though, Corvus comes out of the void and scares the bear away. Asshole. ALPHARIUS- "Huh?" May have already begun prepping to fight the bear. May be planning to sic a bear on you. Run.
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gUYS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. I have like. 5 posts. How is this a year old. what.
still overreacting. guys. I feel so bad rn. D:
Obligatory reblog because this needs to be said
I've seen some people starting a bit of discourse with the GoatLamb ship and stuff and saying that the GoatLamb is going to overthrown Narilamb etc, and i think a
PSA on Fandom Etiquette is in order just in case
Please for the love of lamb, for the shippers on Narilamb or Goatlamb, don't start a ship war. I like the COTL fandom because is so chill, and fun, let's keep it that way and just let people ship what they want.
You don't like a ship? Simply ignore it.
Headcannons of the Lamb and Goat having a more platonic/brotherly relationship over a romantic one bother you? My brother in lamb the block button is right there if it bothers you that much
Narilamb truther 4 life? Curate your tumblr tags so you don't see GoatLamb art. Easy!
Like or not like Nari×Goat×Lamb? Same as above my dude. Either block or curate your tags without having to be rude!
But please do not attack each other for this guys. Let's keep the COTL fandom a fun place. Please i don't want it to become another toxic dump waste fandom 😔
So have fun shipping and let people ship what they want! Remenber, shipping Is not a competition guys, is just silly fun!
heres the thing, also. Even if things don’t get better, I’ve still got anywhere from 0-70 more years left on this earth. I would rather still fight to make those years liveable, comfortable, thriveable even. That alone is worth it. It isn’t all or nothing. It never has been.
Hii!I'm just gonna put writing on here methinks. Currently really like COTL and Warhammer40k/horus heresySHOUTOUT TO YOUR-OLDER-GOTH-BROTHER THAT GUY IS COOLPrns: He/Him It/Its Xey/XemHave a good day/night!!!Literally nobody is here anyways but go away homophobes and transphobes
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