Can You Imagine Ninjago With Profanity Language

Ep 85 in a nutshell

Lloyd and Nya: *are sad*

Skylor: get in losers we’re going shopping

In other realm:

Jay: oh shit these edibles are kicking in

Kai: dude those were mine

Jay: fuck off Kai

Cole: dragons are our friends!

Wu: who the fuck am I

Dragon: *is not friend*

Kai Jay and Zane: *caught*

Jay: *doesn’t give a shit*

Cole: we have to find them!

Wu: who the fuck are you

🌿 herbs and weed 🌿

✨🍃✨For my weed witches, here are the herbs that I absolutely love to mix with marijuana ✨🍃✨

🍂 If you’re witchin’ on a budget and getting stoned on a budget, here are some herbs that you can roll with marijuana in order to 1) use less weed each time! And 2) feel witchy as fuck

(On top of that these herbs feel amazing to smoke)

🍂 Mint (any kind) 🍂

- decongestant !

- clears your respiratory passages

- tastes yummy and fresh

- the most convenient (i can always find mint) and my fave for regular use!!!

🍂 Lavender 🍂

- increase of linanool ( a terpene) which can be : muscle relaxant and anticonvulsant !

- lovely smell

🍂 Holy basil 🍂

- helps reducing stress and anxiety

- reduces cortisol levels (stress hormone)

🍂 St John’s Wort 🍂

- relieves depression

- relieves anxiety

- stabilizes the mood!!!

- STAY SAFE!! @queerwitched pointed out that: “it can be dangerous to ingest in any form while youre on certain medications such as antidepressants and a lot of common ssri’s and even some migraine treatments. it can cause serotonin syndrome among several other ailments that can be really really bad so make sure that if youre taking any other drugs you always check if there are any interactions with any drugs, alcohol, herbs, or even foods that might be significant.”

🍂 Passion Flower 🍂

- increases the high

- amplifies psychedelic effects of marijuana

- Passion flower mixed with marihuanilla + marijuana gives a totally different high! Said to be more lucid and energetic

🍂 Chamomile 🍂

- great insomnia relief

- stress relief

- veeery relaxing

((Zman

Poll?

I know the Ninjago fandom is pretty small, maybe 500 at most?

I’m going to ask everyone who is an active member of the Ninjago fandom (Not just a side interest, etc.) to PLEASE Reblog this. I want to find out how many people there are.

Damiana + marijuana, with lavender sprinkled on top 🙏 🌱🌿🌸

Zane

Doing A Poll

I need everyone to reblog this with their favorite ninja (including Nya). 

Only ONE.

I will keep this open for two weeks, starting from January 26th to February 9th. After that, I will take the info and see which is the most popular. 

Which OC would make up new conspiracy theories for fun?

Ok

tumblr bitch: liking ninjago makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

lloyd: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know lloyd, i know

kai: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW KAI LLOYD AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

kai: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

police: **en route**

lloyd: **the green ninja**

Harumi: You guys have no idea what I’ve been through!

Nya: Um, our parents were gone for most of our life because they were kidnapped by a maniac.

Jay: I don’t know what happened to my real parents.

Cole: My mother is dead and my father ignored me for most of my life.

Zane: I watched my father die. Twice.

Lloyd: I grew up without my parents and had to banish my own father.

Harumi:……

Kai: You think you have problems? Get in line.