Ares Camper: You're A Doctor, Not A Soldier

Will: *Notices Nico nearby*

Will: Hey Nico, wanna play 20 questions?

Nico: Sure

Nico: What's your favorite colour?

Will: Triangle

Will: My turn, do you like boys?

Nico: *blushes*

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

Reyna: Who's in charge here in camp halfblood?

Percy: ..............

Piper: ...........

Nico: Well, that's usually the one who yells the loudest

Percy: Being a demigod means looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting hit by an aeroplane

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

Elide: Since I'm a professional now, I'm working on my signature

Lorcan: Here's something to practice on

Elide: .......

Elide: Lorcan this is a marriage certificate

Lorcan: .......

Celeana: (at the first assassin's guild meeting) welcome to our first official meeting

Celeana: Today we will be talking about.....

Sam: (whispering) building loyalty

Celeana: Killing royalty

Arobyn: *wipes a tear from his eye* that's my girl