(hugging You And Gently Shaking You Back And Forth)

Reblog and put in the tags a ‘paranormal’ or otherwise impossible to explain experience you’ve had.

@chi-graft-001

to make you feel better about the scam thing

The sheer number of Gaza scam asks I've been getting is driving me nuts. Like, seriously? Taking advantage of a literal, active genocide to scam people?

Or, sorry, am I actually supposed to believe that people living in a warzone with no access to electricity somehow have an active tumblr?

sigh

I suppose Tumblr wouldn't really be our dear hellsite if it didn't have a spam bot problem. Gotta keep the rent low somehow.

Im gonna take that 300 crystal bet Ain't no way snapdragon, a support with no way to deal damage would win

Well at least he knows how to fight.

also please ask a question to the characters already i'm begging ya

Shrimpo is the Licorice Cookie of Dandys world ships.

If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

ok but why did i think that tanooki girl or something was tom nook's niece like WHAT

Goblin Mode by Rappa

as a femboy lover i encourage this i mean what

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

oh, thats new! usually i see Glisten trans

still, i like it!

also yw bro

Straightest trans guy x zestiest cis guy

+ doodles lol

(Ralmok gives a knowing grin, as he promptly regrows his arm, making horrific squelching sounds all the while)

"Oh, you misunderstand, Nodis. even if you kill me, I will return. i am not a being who is easily slain. that's why I was sealed away: to stop the endless cycle of my death bringing my resurrection. if anything, you killing me would be a blessing!"

(he then backs away, still grinning.)

"but i digress. i simply wish to know: are you with me or not?"

// a teaser for a black redesign of my own, hehe!

(Nodis feels... a shadowy presence. behind them, they see the shadows themselves turn to liquid, move a distance away from them, and then conglomerate into a shape somewhat like their own. they seem VERY tall, and their skin seems to crawl with maggots, despite looking very healthy at the same time. they turn around, their neck making cracking sounds as they grin a smile that is way too big and has WAY too many teeth.)

"GOOD EVENING. YOU MAY CALL ME... TARAGOS."

  [ Rising from the shadows, a tall figure looks back. Sickening cracks and squelching of the unknown viscous shadow-like substance suddently shifting into joints and somewhat more stable shapes resembling a body only confinued until an intimidating hatted figure was looking back… eye rolling forward. The other seemed to not be present at the moment. ]

“ Nodis. ”

  [ This… thing doesn't return with any emotion. It simply stares. ]

“ You must have a good reason for bothering me. ”

(Ralmok seems to rub his hands eagerly. it was going so well for him thus far...)

"good, good! let us put this plan into motion, then. tell me, do you have a way to cross realms? or do you know of a way?"

(as he asks this, Ralmok's head seems to crane down and look Lucian in the eyes, his grin still massive.)

(Lucian feels.... a dark presence worm its way into his mind. while it reminds him of Nodis, it doesn't feel quite the same. then, before his eyes, he sees a shadowy, malleable shape form. once again, it somewhat resembles Nodis... but it appearance is different. the... thing.... flashes an incredibly large, and very TOOTHY smile as it begins to speak)

"HELLO, LUCIAN. NODIS HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU! I AM RALMOK...PLEASURE TO MEET YOU."

  [ The cultist, having been travelling back to the Black Temple after trading with the Sheriff for recourses on his ranch, slowed down to a halt as he felt the dark presence. He knew them all too well- even if it wasn't the one of his lord. It still commanded respect of him. ]

“ Ah, greetings. My great lord has mentioned me? It is an honor. I am pleased to meet you, Ralmok. ”

  [ He really didn't want to carry all of this around for more than he had to, but any version of his lord was nearly impossible to ignore. ]