The Way That I Now Want To Go To The Store With Him. I Can’t Say No To A Nerdy Bookworm Of A Man. I

You’re a loser, baby, a loser. But you’re mine so it doesn’t matter.

pairing: TV!Percy Jackson x reader

Percy was so distraught. He was sad, and upset. He felt like a failure for not seeing that Luke was the traitor in the first place. How could he have been so stupid?! He was sat at the usually busy and lively campfire circle, but no one but him and the smoldering fire was there. Everyone was in their cabins sleeping, remnants of the bonfire earlier that night scattered on the ground. Party streamers, silly string, and confetti. But there was no happiness here. Luckily for Percy, you were there. You’d been out on a late night walk and heard his muffled crying. You walked over and plopped yourself right next to him smiling and prying his hands away from his eyes. “I failed the camp.” He mumbled. “Oh boo hoo. It wasn’t your fault, stop making yourself the martyr. How in the Tartarus were you supposed to know our best friend was a traitor. Shit, even Chiron didn’t know and nothing gets past that dude.” You were so done with his pouting and self pitying. “Yeah but I’m a loser! Now the Ares kids hate me even more! What am I supposed to do with that?” “Let them. If anything you’re my loser. Always will be.” You kiss him on the nose and his pale, freckled skin becomes rosy and warm. “Alright.” He mumbles with a smile. “I love ya,” he whispers “love you too, fish brain now let’s get you back to your cabin.”

it’s the opposite for me. Whenever I say I’m sick my parents say “no you’re not” and we go on with our lives

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

I WANNA CHANGE MY BLOG NAME TO DICKBREATH THE MYSTERIOUS NOW OML

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

THIS IS WHY I LIKE THEM BETTER THAN THE GHOULS WE HAVE NOW.

@divine-misfortune sent me this video from sodosick on Twitter and I decided I needed to share it with everyone because my heart hurts

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Honestly, do what you want with the next era but please BRING THE HABITS BACK.

Need more men in skirts in my life.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING DETECTIVE WITH A CAT QUIRK BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

that police guy from mha so hot

okay u little hoes, I may or may not have already made a golden tiger one, but I’ll test out the appearance with the other animals. Can I get a name for them?

okay pookies, I’m having a hyper-fixation on Hazbin hotel and Helluva boss and I need to make an oc but I dunno what animal to make them

I’m picking younger types of animals because this OC is on the younger side being about 19. I dunno if I wanna do fawn bc they aren’t related to Alastor, but I still wanna go for a more innocent look and the personality be completely different.

Any Zephyr designs I will go absolutely feral for

Guys. You feel me?