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A married woman saves an uninteresting Japanese high schooler from a truck crash, but dies in the process. She wakes up in a world of adventure and harems, clearly made for the boy.

It's like the thing between Sam Milby and Sam Pinto 💀

What if i told you this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

Hi it's actually my first time requesting 💀 can you do like the reader is a volleyball player from a different school who came to their school to compete and is hella intimidating cause they're really quiet and doesn't really smile that often and their team won. Maybe do yamaguchi, tsuki, tendou, bokuto and suna?

I'm sorry if it's messy i get nervous cause it's my first time requesting 😭✋

hey angel! thank you for sending this in!! And don’t worry, this wasn’t messy at all!

also, i didn’t know if you meant reader’s team played the guys’ teams so i’m sorry if i misunderstood!

the strong, silent type; yamaguchi, tsukishima, tendou, bokuto, suna

synopsis: in which you somehow manage to catch a certain someone’s attention without having to say a word (well, barely a word)

pairings: yamaguchi x reader, tsukishima x reader, tendou x reader, bokuto x reader, suna x reader

warnings: swearing

notes: this is my first haikyuu request!!

YAMAGUCHI

baby boy is intrigued to say the least

he’s also, you know, very intimidated

karasuno is hosting volleyball camp for the weekend so a few of schools from the area come over

karasuno lost a match so they go do a lap up the hill and back down

yamaguchi shakily walks back into the gym, panting and sweating profusely from the run

two other teams are playing so he decided to watch and catch his breath

it’s getting pretty intense until your team’s setter sets the ball for you

you run up and leap in the air, your brows furrowed with determination and tongue sticking slightly out, and you spike ball, slamming it to the opponents ground

and it’s slams so fucking loud

yamaguchi mouth drops, impressed by your raw power

by then tsukishima has joined him, standing alongside yamaguchi

“sheesh” tsukishima mutters at how hard you struck the ball

meanwhile, yamaguchi’s jaw is still on the floor as he watches you with sparkles in his eyes

your teammates erupt in cheer while you’re just like 😐👍

yamaguchi tells tsukishima that they should congratulate your team (he’s talking about you mostly)

and tsuki is like “okay have fun doing that!”

and yamaguchi is like “w-wait! please go with me? they’re scary 🥺”

and tsukishima is like “this is so stupid...” but he ends up going with yamaguchi nskdicnwiwjs

you’re drinking from your water bottle when you feel a slight tap on your shoulder

you whirl around to see tsukishima and yamaguchi LITERALLY standing like—

⠀ ⠀ ⠀(\__/)

(•ㅅ•)

　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿

`/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ

( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 |

|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ

ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／

　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/)

　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\(•ㅅ•)

　　/ ╰ ╯ \/ \>

yamaguchi pipes up from where he stands, slightly behind tsukishima

“that last spike you did was really cool!” he squeaks, mentally slapping himself for how he voice cracked on “cool”

you blink in surprise before you gently smile

and yamaguchi, in his head of course, is like “HOLY SH*T THEY SMILED??!&)&8:9:”

“thank you” you reply, “i don’t think you told me your name”

TSUKISHIMA

when i tell you this man is not FAZEDDDDD

like he does not give a shit how intimidating you are

he notices that you’re a great volleyball player and that you’re a great coordinator

but that’s where it ends

he’s not intrigued enough/doesn’t care about the motivations of other people

you both walk up to the lil fountain outside the gym to refill your water bottle at the same time

you both sorta halt, before tsukishima motions for you to go first

you nod and thank him quietly, moving to refill your water bottle

tsuki feels his eyebrows furrow when a loud yell suddenly splits the silence, already recognizing who that might be

he turns around and of course, it’s hinata yelping and dodging kageyama’s blows, while the latter yells profanities at hinata

tsukishima sees that you’ve turned around too, trying to see what was going on

“what a couple of morons...” tsukishima mutters to you

you blink at tsukishima, straight faced as ever, before saying, “you shouldn’t bad mouth your team mates”

MY BOY SIEZES UP SO F*CKIN QUICK DUCHDKDJD

he thought since you were quiet and serious looking, that you kinda hated everyone/were pessimistic

you thought WRONG

he turns back to you with raised eyebrows, a little surprised and slight embarrassed about being scorned

you just smile at him and tsuki is surprised for a second time

“see you inside” you nod politely and before walking past him

get rekt tsukishima

TENDOU

yes, my slightly odd looking yet handsome son

he is NOT intimidated by you—AT ALL (have you seen his bestie? 😭)

in fact, the first time tendou sees you, he watches you for like 17 seconds and is like “oh...oh i’m bout to ANNOY TF OUTTA OF THEM”

i feel like he just wants to single out serious people and f*ck around with them—all in good taste though!

will try and goad you into messing up from across the net

but you’re just like 😐😑😐

switches tactics by trying giving you odd compliments

“y/n, right? i like the curvature of your spine,,,very unique 😌”

or “you have such delicate earlobes, y/n!”

if anything, he’s annoying both his teammates and yours

but he’s not done

starts crooning these lil songs about you, that he’s making up on the spot

he’s still not throwing you off your game but you are glancing over at him with a strange expression on your face

that just encourages him even more

eventually, semi smacks the back of tendou’s neck and gives him the “stfu” look

tendou glances over to see your lips twitching into a smile and he’s just smiles real big and wide at you

BOKUTO

my precious boy

he’d probably see you, standing there off to the side from where your teammates are huddled

and he thinks “omg,,,they’re shy,,,and lonely,,,I HAVE TO HELP THEM!”

but you’re just zoning out or something, completely fine

bokuto is trying to collect introverts like they’re f*ckin pokemon cards

he thinks he’s good with all kinds of people (and he is!) but he thinks he’s especially good with quieter people

after your match, bokuto bounds up to you with akaashi trailing behind (he’s there for damage control mostly)

“hey there!” bokuto smiles and your eyes slightly widen at how his voice booms throughout the whole gym. “your team did amazing out there! i couldn’t believe how coordinated you all are! and the way that you flew? your spikes could use a bit more force but you’re amazing either way—”

you generally feel overwhelmed by hyperactive people, but you’re REALLY feeling it now

especially considering how tired you are after that match and how fast Bokuto is talking

you honestly can’t keep up with what he’s saying to you, his eyes glimmer are glimmering and his whole face is lit up and DAMN you don’t have the heart to interrupt him

so you just nod at him with wide eyes like “yup, mhm, yea, that’s right, of course”

when he finally finished his spiel, you take the opportunity to ask for his name

and you’re like “oh! yeah! you’re one of the top 3 aces in the nation right?”

bokuto’s grin widens even further, but before he can respond, akaashi cuts in with “top 5 actually”

and bokuto whirls around with a look that screams utter betrayal—like B*TCH!!&/8:73?

“that’s really impressive!” you smile and bokuto’s mouth drops because DID YOU JUST MAKE A FACIAL EXPRESSION???

he’s hyping himself up like “aha, didn’t even talk to them for FIVE minutes and i already cracked them 😤”

SUNA

he’s just gonna stare at you

like a creepy ass owl or something

he sees your minding your own business respectfully and he’s like “...this feels insulting”

he thinks that YOU think that you’re some tough ass b*tch

MF, I’M JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS 😭

suna: they’re trying to intimidate us

ojiro: ...they’re just standing there

suna: you think they’re trying to intimidate us?

ojiro: no, i don’t actually—

suna: nah, they’re definitely trying to intimidate us

so suna tries to intimidate YOU—reverse uno that b*tch

will stare at you from across the court with his hands shoved in his shorts like—🧍‍♂️

it honestly is a little unsettling because you just see this tall ass, lanky figure in your peripheral vision and your turn to see this guy STARING AT YOU LIKE—👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

he scares your teammates too dkfjdkshs

if you’re team is playing his, he will forcefully block your spikes and then just stare back at you LIKE DAMN, YOU GOOD?

the whole thing lets up, when your teams go to shake hands

you take his hand in yours and give him a firm shake, genuinely smiling

“you play well!” you compliment

“...you do too” he says hesitantly and you nod slightly before letting go of his hand and going to shake Osamu’s

he tells ojiro later that you had a “firm grip” and ojiro’s like “...mhm 😒”

notes: i wanna write more haikyuu (specifically timeskip)! also not me projecting the odd feeling i have for suna where it’s like a cross of “everything about you annoys me” and “damn u kinda hot 🙄”. my love/hate relationship with aquarius men 😌

HELP ME?!

SOMEONE JUST HACKED MY TWITTER ACCOUNT. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TWITTER??

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. IF Y’ALL HAVE TWITTER PLEASE REPORT IT. THE ACCOUNT IS Imnotcjbish

They changed the name to LYAR.ETH

UGH PLEASE REPORT IT

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

i find it funny how malleus is known to have a breeding kink in the fanfic community but collectively forgot that, as a fae, he has a very low fertility rate because faes can't reproduce that easily.

then again, the reason why he DOES have a breeding kink is because faes are into big families/having a lot of connections so he'll NATURALLY want to have a big count. so...take this information as you wish when writing for malleus ✌️

Aww. I love this

What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?

(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)

Hello! I’ll be doing the PvZ one ‘cause I don’t think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.

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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!

Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, they’re manifesting Crazy Dave’s energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.

That’s just what happens when they’ve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.

One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? ‘CAUSE THEY’RE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...

So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.

The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant pot—wait, does that… does that pot have eyes…?

It’s… It’s blinking…

Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesn’t belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.

Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, there’s this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.

Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but there’s this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.

They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, “It’s okay, kitty. You’re not alone, anymore…”

“…I’m not a cat…”

So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.

Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.

Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.

Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.

Grim’s there too, helping with catching the sunlight.

“What… exactly is happening here?”

“We’re collecting sunlight.”

“O…kay… And why, may I ask?”

“In case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!”

Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.

So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.

The Dwarf Mine’s monster’s pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuce’s summoned cauldrons, it could still move.

So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.

Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesn’t exactly know their specific abilities.

“Henchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?”

“They’re sleeping because they’re nocturnal! As for what they can do, well…”

Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.

Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Ace’s own before dragging them all away.

Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just… explodes.

They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.

“Heh… boom…” Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.

So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.

Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but they’re not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroom’s existence.

Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people they’d force into a contract if they ever used it.

So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.

They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuu’s a good person who likes to help others.

Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.

If Yuu can’t escape in time from Floyd’s grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floyd’s head. That was all it does, though. It doesn’t hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plant’s attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.

Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuu’s willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.

Jade’s favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.

Anyway, I imagine the pult plants’ ‘ammo’ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their ‘ammo’ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggie’s gonna go places.

Also, there’s Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderland’s currency or the currency from Yuu’s world?

“I don’t want to destroy this place’s economy… I’m not that crazy.”, says Yuu.

Also, the overblot…

Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?

Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.

Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.

Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for them.

Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuu’s Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.

After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasn’t any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?

Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.

Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?

Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.

Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.

Yuu: “You remind me of a Cattail. Cute-”

Epel: *offended noise*

Yuu: “-and also very deadly.

Epel: :0

Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.

Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.

Yuu gives others plants if they know the others won’t use it for nefarious reasons. They’d know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the other’s knowledge.

When Yuu finds out about Silver’s tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.

Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silver’s face. He has pictures.

Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.

Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if it’d help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didn’t really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.

Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,

“You know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world aren’t really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I don’t let them.”

“…Your world has what now?”

A list of nice words we should use more to describe people

Adventurous : willing to undertake new and daring enterprises.

Affectionate : having or displaying warmth or fondness.

Ambitious : having a strong desire for success or achievement.

Amiable : diffusing warmth and friendliness.

Brave : not being afraid of danger.

Considerate : showing concern for the rights and feelings of others.

Courageous : able to face and deal with danger or fear without flinching.

Courteous : characterized by politeness and gracious good manners.

Diligent : characterized by care and perseverance in carrying out tasks.

Empathetic : showing ready comprehension of others’ states.

Exuberant : unrestrained, especially with regard to feelings.

Gregarious : temperamentally seeking and enjoying the company of others.

Humble : marked by meekness or modesty; not arrogant or prideful.

Impartial : free from undue bias or preconceived opinions.

Intuitive : obtained through instinctive knowledge.

Inventive : marked by independence and creativity in thought or action.

Kind : behaving in a caring way towards people

Passionate : having or expressing strong emotions.

Philosophical : meeting trouble with level-headed detachment.

Practical : guided by experience and observation rather than theory.

Rational : having its source in or being guided by the intellect.

Reliable : worthy of trust.

Resourceful : adroit or imaginative.

Sensible : able to feel or perceive.

Sincere : open and genuine; not deceitful.

Sympathetic : expressing compassion or friendly fellow feelings.

Witty : demonstrating striking cleverness and humor.

Mc would be so tired of their shit and be like, "you know what? Death doesn't sound too bad right now."

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate

Floyd: THE FUCK?!

Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!

Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.