Yoo. Yuu's Giving Me A Very Much Bob Ross Vibes.

Yoo. Yuu's giving me a very much Bob Ross vibes.

Older!Yuu

I’m just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, Older!Yuu brainrot!

Honestly? I just wanted to make Crowley a simp and it escalated.

Anyway, Older!Yuu who’s always exhausted, gives weird life stories that may or may not be true, gives oddly good advice, and mostly has no fucks to give anymore.

Also has that dilf/milf/pilf vibes going on, even with or without children.

Then again, it doesn’t even matter if they have children or not cause they’re going to end up adopting majority, if not all, of the school, anyway.

Yuu wakes up in the coffin, pauses to take in where they were, and then curses.

“Fuck, I knew I shouldn’t have drunk that expired milk…”

They initially think they’re dead and just spend a few minutes in the coffin chilling and thinking of things like, “At least I get to go free from the family reunion, that’s something…”, “Jannet’s baby’s ugly. Are babies supposed to be that wrinkly? Maybe I should’ve gifted them an anti-wrinkle cream on the baby shower instead…”, and “Damn, I should’ve had Matt pay me back the money he owed me in high school had I known I was going to die. That asshole always somehow conveniently forgets to bring any money with him whenever we meet…”

That is until they heard a voice outside the coffin and see the coffin’s lid being pushed aside to meet face to face with… a cat.

“Whaaaaaaa!!!! Why are you up?!”

“You know, I’m wondering the same myself…”

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