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Update: I Drew a Trollsona, it's too late for me now.

Y'all... I just finished reading Homestuck.

Am I officially Tumblr brainrotted now?

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In the times between I post, this is where I'm at, it's very nice. Squidward needs to stay in his lane tho.

Before you ask, YES, I'm the clarinet in this photo.

It is generally recommend to pet ur Mtn every 1-2 hours WEEKLY. ^ 💚

A couple of drawing poses based on me as physical reference! I also got a new nail polish colour and I think it looks great. 😎

We love our little psycho 💓 <3

Y'all, it's my birthday today! Yipeeee :3

favorite word?

Ooh cool question! I actually have a whole LIST of some words I like- that I update quite frequently, buttt I'll just list some honorable mentions here:

Indecisive, Postponed,

Prerequisite, Arbitrary

Resentment, Continuation

Whichever, Definitive

Rectangular, Subjective

Stagnant, Misattributed

Domain, Gaslighting

Infatuated, Balkan

Wording, Counterpoint

Undermines, Courtship

Sketchbook, Antibacterial

Protactinium, Slander

Fiasco, Unceremoniously

Scandalous, Compromised

Epilogue, Replenished

Anticipate, Disembodied

Franchise, Debilitating

Maritime, Seconded

Seltzer, Unsightly

Ricochet, Objectively

Fundraiser, Blossom

Successor, Adorkable

Most of these I have here cause I like how they're SAID, less about the actual meaning itself. Anyways yeah enjoy these words, but oh! If I had to pick a favorite I'd definitely choose "Wowzers."

Alrighty I'll do this for my character- Mtn, a lot of this has been touched upon on the actual server the character was made on- But nothing about them is known here so I'll just say some stuff here now:

1. They have an entire closet for stuffed animals.

2. Would burn a plant, HAD a pet rat called Spritz, and would not want kids.

3. Nonexistent love life. (Character is Aroace)

4. Clashes with their color scheme- But they wore a Vampire costume one time and it looked pretty sick.

5. Would completely worry and fumble through a speech- but will accidentally deliver it amazingly.

6. Trusts their Bestfriends the most andd hates the scientists from the lab Mtn was made in the most.

7. Likeable Chaotic Goober. Upstanding Soda lover.

8. They would attempt to puzzle, and then give up halfway through then try to eat it.

9. "Books" lmao. EVERYONE in that world is an object technically, excluding the 4th dimensional overseer birds.

10. They'd want to be their current age, they were "made" in 2006 so they would be 18 currently.

11. They actually HAVE won the lottery with a fellow book before, basically they bought a MtnDew decorated car and then had it blow it up in a Mario Kart inspired race. Still has some money tho-

12. They find romance intriguing in stories but don't actively participate in it.

13. Lmao they don't got any, if the caretaker Mtn had in the tube counts then- ig friendship and compassion.

14. Literally them drinking SO MUCH MtnDew, also Gambling, and Five Guys peanuts, and a Firework collection, and the tendency to cause Chaos.

15. They wouldn't really consider anything a "waste" of time, just likes hanging out.

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17. Literally hasn't met one, pretty sure they exist in this world- but literally has not seen one.

18. No kissing at all.

19. Guess through half the questions, or just wing through the job interview with bad puns.

20. Probably the fireworks, they only almost lit ONE baby on fire.

21. Wouldn't be in a relationship. Though if we're just pretending- then probably something that reveals the partner is a bad person.

22. Technically "Mtn" is the nickname since their full legal name is "Mountainous Dewford." So they're always being referred to by a pet name.

23. Novelty, but doesn't inherently dislike Stability.

24. Honestly, (they like being honest.)

25. Possibility. New things are cool for them.

26. Talent. Doesn't have a lot of it.

27. Bit 'a both. Would try forgiveness but if that doesn't work- Revenge time.

28. Nope! (Fixer-upper part unrelated)

29. Keeps having a dream about being a fish in a pond, and then wakes up and looks to see if they're not a Fish in the Mirror EVERY SINGLE TIME.

30. Would own every single Mountain in the world, and charge of fee for admission in. Also make gambling legal worldwide.

oc asks that reveal more than you think

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Ask them to describe their love interest.

Do they look good in red?

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

What age do they most want to be right now?

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

Do they like children?

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

What do they like that nobody else does?

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

Stability or novelty?

Honesty or charity?

Safety or possibility?

Talent or effort?

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Would they date a fixer-upper?

What recurring dreams do they have?

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

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