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Early scenarios joongdok dynamic 🔥🔥🔥

SAO AU where Midoriya Izuku gets into gaming as a hobby back when he was bullied for being quirkless, only the characters he's stuck inside the game with are from the abridged series.

Edit: I have actually started a fanfiction. It's called "Izuku Meets SAO Abridged" The url is:

Lily: Seriously, Regulus. How many people would you have killed if we asked you to?

Regulus: That's not important.

James, frantic: I disagree!!!

‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact

Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry

Regulus: what?

Lily: James has a crush on you

Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck

Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.

Fyodor, gesturing to Nikolai: This is Reginald. He's a purebred doberman. He cost $2000 and I was on a waiting list for two years to get him.

Dazai, tackling Atsushi and Sigma: These are my babies Chonko and F*ck*ss. I found them in a dumpster and I love the more than life itself.

AU where Dumbledore is all like: I should have known Tom was evil. His mother date raped his father and that was how he was born. He doesn't understand love and never will.

NOPE! He's just an autistic child who grew up in an abusive environment during the Depression and World War II and developed an antisocial personality disorder as a result!

Dumbledore: You shouldn't steal. Stealing is bad.

Little Tom: But why?

Dumbledore: Stealing is wrong.

Little Tom, frustrated: But why???

Orion, trying to explain how a spell works: You just have to feel it.

Tom, deadpan: I beg your finest pardon?

Dumbledore: How well can you empathize, Tom?

Tom, who mentally cannot put himself "in other people's shoes": That's a made up word.

Dumbledore: Tom seems too good at masking his true nature around others. I am the only one who sees him for what he is.

Tom, almost vibrating with overstimulation: If someone gets into my personal space without permission again, I will stab them in the eye.

Voldemort: Step aside, silly girl.

Lily Potter: Please, not Harry!

Voldemort, who had a plan:...

Voldemort, internally: Crap. Now what am I supposed to do?

Hot take, but kenhina is my favorite haikyuu ship because their dynamic is simultaneously "I'll give you my jacket because you're cold and we'll hold hands because you're uncomfortable with PDA and I respect you and your boundaries," but also, "I want to cut you open and crawl inside your ribcage."

"I'll buy you stuff because I love giving you nice things," but also, "I'd like to (lovingly) dissect you under a microscope until all your vulnerabilities are exposed."