DW KING I’LL PROTECT YOUR ANTS *HOWLS AT THE MOON*

Also if ANYBODY comments on how fucking ASS the facial hair is I'm going to get violent

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

My favorite boy, actually

guess who’s fucking back. that’s right. your least favorite boy. yep

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

WHY IS YOUR TUMBLR FREAKY....WAR FLASHABCKSM........

EVERY DAY IS FREAKY DAY 👅

Oh boy!!!

I wish there were ants the size of golden retrievers, but they also behaved like golden retrievers. I want Strength the Watcher, my special needs ant, to climb up onto my bed after a long day of being an ant. Ourghhh I love ants so much.

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

i’ve been forming a lot of thoughts tonight. happy holidays