An Article Title So Good I Almost Forgive Them For Ranking The Predator Higher Than Predator 2.

POV: Your Lex just trying to survive an ancient pyramid made for an alien species of warrior hunter’s rite of passage, when the last surviving member of the Predator’s hunting party she needs to convince to team up with her decides to make her a cool gift.

It feels really good to be a Godzilla fan today

Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!

That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.

Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.

And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.

P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.

This post deserves all the love

Godzilla 2014 hot take!

I’ve put them all out there, I think, but…

The “hide the monster” thing and the cut-away from the Hawaii fight were not mistakes. 

Cranston’s character dying was unfortunate only in that we got less Cranston but not really an error for the film’s storytelling. 

The lackluster human character criticism is a much smaller issue than many think, and it’s because of the film’s themes and its larger project. 

It’s a visually stunning film above all else. 

Edwards is an underrated hero of the Godzilla franchise who did what seemed the impossible and delivered an artistically worthy Hollywood Godzilla film that was also true to the character–and financially successful enough to launch a series! 

My Two Cents On The Pc Jokes In Doom Eternal: I'm mostly annoyed by how Doom Eternal's hype train is now being commandered by Anti-Sjws laughing way too hard at a dumb joke and making buying the game all about spiting the great boogiemen of internet culture the Sjws.

On the jokes themselves, they're just dumb jokes at the very least are about how the capitalistic corporation behind the Demon outbreak is co opting elements of Pc culture to try and maintain control over the situation their responsibile for. And thanks to the Pc jokes, a good chunk of the videos you get when you look up Doom Eternal are titled some variation of "Triggered Snowflake Sjws!". And now I've really thought about the titles of these videos, I can't help but think that the same process that goes into naming Porn videos goes into naming every video made by Anti-Sjws.

Anyways I'm still hyped for Doom Eternal.

Shepherd when Tali tells him about the Turian who called her a “Suit-Rat” when she was hurt.

Me right now trying to get my new Tumblr account set up.

Guys, Prey is so fucking good.

If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.