I Want Dinosaur Bags!! 💖🌸

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Oshawhat a nightmare!

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

This hit me hard

Remember, it’s not a competition

Y’all… I wish this was merch. I need Freddy to tell me I’m a superstar when I pay my bills on time

((Who had the right to make Freddy so likable in the game??))

Why does the male one look like he has croissants on his head

Female and Male Indeedee

Alright

OWO IT IS!

i don’t think we can ^-^ our way out of this one boys

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

Apparently Calyrex Is a bunny

So I draw bunny